The Cherry Red Report

The unstoppable, exquisite, and hard-spanking Audrey Knight, whom I’m secretly in love with (sshhhh!), is feverishly hard at work, toiling away on a brand new site, currently under construction, called Spanking360, which will be going live soon.

[You can also read more about the site on Audrey’s official blog Here.]

If sneak preview vids are any indication, this promising new venture will feature some of the hardest cherry-reddening, tushy-tannings on the Interwebs. And Audrey is, without a doubt, one of the most serious and seasoned butt-blazers in the biz.

We here at Cherry Red HQ caught up with Audrey recently to get the behind-the-scenes scoop on what’s up and what’s new:

Thanks for taking the time to chat the the Cherry Red Report!

Hi Dave! Thanks for chatting with me.  I’m excited to be here!

How are you doing these days?

Wonderful!

So what’s the lowdown on your forthcoming new site? and what talent will you be featuring? I think you had mentioned Pixie, for example…..?

Ooh! well, my site is in the final stages of preparation.  I already have more content in the can than my old sites had after a year of being open, and have wonderful models….I’ve done shoots with Amber Pixie Wells — she is a total sweetheart, smart and so much fun to spank.

And yes, of course,  Abigail Whittaker will be on the site.   I’ve also shot with Vanny Gonzales and Juno Albright, Krystina and Mila Rhyzhkov, and many new faces to the scene.  (Check out my model page here — it will be updated as I complete more shoots.)

How are you going to differentiate it from other spank sites?

Great question. That is something I thought about a lot in the planning stages.  It’s my hope to appeal to a wide variety of viewers - with lots of different roles for the actors, some real and some role-play.  Instead of limiting myself to a tiny niche, I hope to satisfy a broad spectrum of spankos by addressing the many facets of spanking.

It was my vision to present a site that offers a little — no, a lot! — of everything — that’s how I picked the name 360 - a whole world of spanking. I also plan to offer a social networking service, forum and chat rooms.  I want Read more »

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As originally seen on the fine Chross blog, an exquisite new photo parody by the legendary graphics master Mr. Hyde, featuring a divine Drew Barrymore playing butt bongo with the enticing Cameron Diaz.

Can you imagine the cherry red possibilities? I say, Bravo!

COMING SOON: Stay tuned for several behind-the-scenes feature articles in the next few weeks on Clare Fonda’s Annual epic ass-tanning schoolgirl fest, Exclusive Education 5, now playing at Girl Spanks Girl. Schoolgirl uni’s? Check! Pigtails? Check! Bratty, rebellious behavior? Check! White panties? Check! Life is good.  We also will be featuring the stunning star of this sizzling film very soon as well.

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Famed fetish illustrator extraordinaire Kami Tora, whom I call the “Renoir of the Red Ass,” strikes again, this time with an ass-sizzling, explicitly pervy FemDom image.

[Click here for another previously posted Kami F/m classic.] I know I infrequently post red male ass material, but I’m open-minded, and an equal opportunity spanko. As I like to say, it’s all good as long as it’s cherry red. [Perv over here for an interview I did with Kami.]

Now playing at Girl Spanks Girl: Exclusive Education 5 from Clare Fonda: the yearly spanko saga continues with yet more rebellious schoolgirls [will they ever learn??] getting their tight tushies sizzled to a cherry red hue via hand, hairbrush, and paddle.

Clare Fonda’s annual spankextravaganza, Exclusive Education 5, is now being released on Girl Spanks Girl.

EE5 is also available via the multi-site Clare Fonda Pass. The first image features new petite stunner April O’Neil learning the time-tested ways of discipline, at the seasoned hand of hard-spanking Lana, and directly above a fab pic of Katherine St. James getting her righteous behind blistered good ‘n’ hot.

The butt-bongo festivities feature 10 sassy lasses learning that with Clare Fonda, the homework is the hairbrush. [Need more Clare? Check out the Clare Fonda section at CherryRedMovies.]

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Debbie arches perfectly in “American Spanking Classics Vol. 1″

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It’s always hella’ good chatting with seasoned spankers in the scene, to get their perspective on the art of discipline.

So we thought it might be nifty to ask a few questions of the wonderfully stern Lance del Toro, who has been featured as a bottom-busting Top for Firm Hand Spanking and industry pioneer Shadow Lane.

He also has such a fab name–I’m thinking of changing my name to, say, something cool like, umm, Dave de la Spanka. . .

BTW, do check out Shadow Lane’s latest explicit, awe-inspiring and mouth-watering spanking video, cleverly entitled Bed, Bad and Beyond, which features adult industry superstars Amber Rayne and also Dia Zerva.

Anyway, Lance was involved with the legendary Samantha Woodley, but alas no longer, and Lance politely declined to answer questions on Samantha, to respect her privacy–so this Q&A will thusly be heaps shorter than as originally planned.

Thank you Lance for taking the time to chat with The Cherry Red Report.

Thank you for giving me the opportunity to give a shout out to all my fellow spanking enthusiasts!  I hope to see and meet some of them at the 2010 Labor Day Spanking party in Vegas.  I have missed the last couple of parties that Shadow Lane has put on, due to personal reasons but I am looking forward to reconnecting with old friends and making new ones.

So how’s life these days?

Life is good…Always good;-)  Even when it’s not, it’s still pretty good.

ABOVE: An exquisite image of Lance in action, with the delicious Chloe Elise arched perfectly…pic courtesy of FirmHandSpanking.

Amen to that. So do you consider yourself a born spanko, so to speak, or did the interest for you develop later in life?

Since I can remember–maybe as early as 3?  My Mom’s best friend had a Read more »

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What’s up peeps. The unstoppable graphical mastermind and PhotoShop wizard Mr. Hyde strikes again, with a delicious mouth-watering image of troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan, receiving the kind of red-ass rehab that LiLo really needs.

Take your medicine, Lindsay!  Excellent work, Mr. Hyde.  [Hmm. I’ve lost track–is LiLo now out of jail and in rehab I believe or ?]

I had to shrink the image to fit on the bloggie, so the attached doctor’s note thusly reads: “Cherry Red Rehab Center. For relief of bratty symptoms and general naughtyness. Apply spankings thrice daily. Repeat as necessary.”

And you can find all of Mr. Hyde’s earlier work on Mr. Chross’ fine blog, and many of his past cabernet-coloured creations and punishment parodies grace these pages as well.  Thank you Mr. Hyde and keep up the wonderful work!

Updated daily and always fresh ‘n’ tasty! Try it for free:

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Sherlock Holmes-inspired asstastic artwork by the unstoppable Nik Zula, who was recently interviewed on this blog Here.  Thank you Nik!

And I shall certainly look forward to Mr. Zula illustrating Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s other famed works, including “Tales of the Cherry Reddened League,” “The Case of the Five Paddles,” “An Evening in Bratislavia,” “The Case of the Disappearing Derriere,” “The Strange Tale of the Invisible Hairbrush,” and other legendary tales of mystery, intrigue — and toasted buns.

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Hello fellow spankoids.  I’d like to today discusss some weighty issues of extreme spanktastic importance.

Blogging is not glamorous. Even blogging on this ‘lil fetish of ours can get wearisome. And tiresome.

So if you are thinking of starting a blog on spanking, please reconsider! and think again! and maybe decide, hey after reading Dave’s top 10 reasons not to start a spank blog as listed below, you may say, “hey, no way am I going to start a spank blog. No way!”

You stare aimlessly at an endlessly blinking cursor, trying to come up with some pervy, spanky topic that has not already been blogged on 157 times. Eyes bloodshot. Eyes blurry from looking at, for blog research purposes, too much gorgeous cherry-red spanked ass.

It’s a tough life, people.

But you are trying to get your blog on. And lemme’ tell ya, it’s not easy, so here is a helpful list to inspire you NOT to get your blog on:

“Top 10 Reasons NOT to Start a Spanking Blog” by Dave.

1. Keeping track of say, 10 or 15 butt percussion blogs is challenging. Keeping track of the remaining 8,414 8,415 tushy tanning websites, with new ones growing like Lindsey Lohan’s rap sheet, is impossible. You will approach the announcement on the blogs of the latest round of 42 new spanking blogs with a potent mixture of both horror and dread.

2. Sometimes you will forget to update your blog, because you forgot that you actually had a blog.  Hey, it happens. [This once happened to Amelia Jane Read more »

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