The Cherry Red Report

Hello spankos. OK back to normal. My server was acting up, but the glitch was corrected. Tech support told me it was “tushy overload” (?) whatever that means.

Anyway, I was browsing through the truly massive archives at Real Life Spankings, and this image above featuring the ever exquisite Jolie, who was recently interviewed on this blog HERE, really captured my eye. Just had to frame it. Wonder if I put this print on the wall, and I’m thinking it would go spendidly well with my brand new cherry-red colored couch and chair, which just arrived a few hours ago. I love interior discipline. Decorating, rather.

The sun filtering through the shades likely fooled the camera, and underexposed this tantalizing tableaux of domestic discipline from Real Life Spankings; yet the darkness and the light, the shadows, gives an artistic, alluring quality to this image. Sometimes photography “mistakes” make the best photos. I gotta’ give a shout-out and love for RLS — this site’s diversity of models, their real yet loving hard discipline of hotties, and very frequent updates make for a top-notch site. Heaps of wonderful photos and fast-downloading high-res vids too.  Many outdoor scenes as well. Bravo to Mike and the RLS team.

IN OTHER NEWS: Have you been to SpankoLife yet? This is an insanely wonderful social networking site designed JUST for spankos. [To the right is a SpankoLife promo badge from the CherryRedReport Graphix Design Lab.]

While the equally wonderful networking site FetLife embraces hundreds of of kinks and fetishes, SpankoLife is purely devoted to spanking. Easy to navigate and fun to use, definitely sign up and start connecting. Who needs FaceBook and Twitter when there is SpankoLife? Actually, I did start Twittering and tweeting, but no clue what I’m doing with my tweets within the twittosphere.

SINN SAGE IS HOME SWEET HOME: Spanking and fetish/adult supermodel Sinn Sage, of Spank Sinn fame, who suffered a very serious head injury a few months ago, is back home !! She has informed this blogger she is getting much better, though  I’m sure she has a long road to full recovery.  She told me all the prayers, emails and kind words from the community “helped her to survive.” We love you Sinn Sage! [I must say her Spank Sinn site, for those who crave and dig erotic, incredibly loving yet sexy-hot spankings, may be the hottest of its kind I’ve ever seen.]

COMING SOON: An interview with the delicious Jenni Mack, who recently made her Spanked Sweeties debut. Please do check out some free galleries of J-Mack HERE and more HERE.

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE: The hard-working editorial team at CRR has in the works a blog post which shall feature the spanktastic Erica Corvina, from PunishedBrats fame. Do stay tuned. Other items are in the pipeline include a fun feature on adult flilm star,  mainstream actor, and spanking model Kayla Quinn of BadTushy fame, who was recently featured in an exclusive Q&A on this blog here.

IN PRAISE OF CANE-IAC: I am now officially armed and dangerous! This blogger recently acquired some “toys” from the fine implement manufacturer Cane-iac, where all items are hand-made. And affordable, too. Hope to blog about them soon. [Related Post: The Cherry Red Implement Buyer’s Guide, featuring 6 cool companties.]

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Throwing back the wine tonite.  Jamming to some hip-hop.  Be gentle with me.  And moved to this new place, but I think I accidentally moved to a retirement community, as it’s 11 p.m. and I can hear. . . crickets. WTF.   I’m ready to get my party on.  Anyone with me ??

Hot off the press, the latest electrifying artwork from fetish/spanking illustrator Kami Tora, entitled “Hammer of the Gods.”  Enjoy the eye candy.  And if you enjoy spanking artwork, do perv on over to Veralsi’s Spanking Showcase, which features over 40,000(!) illos in the member’s section.

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Anyone seen the latest butt-kicking Terminator blockbuster starring Christian Bale and Clare Fonda?

Let me tell you, Clare Fonda kicks serious cherry red ass in her role as the last remaining spanko on Earth, attempting to survive against the crushing power of the ubiquitous “machines” !

But will the devious digital devices rule the kingdom, or will the ass-sizzling spankos inherit the Earth — and what is left of it?!?!  Run…don’t walk to your nearest theater.

[This has been a movie poster parody exclusively created by the pervy mind of Dave at CherryRedReport.]

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Image of Clare Fonda used with kind permission of Clare Fonda Enterprises.

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Hello Kinkos! I survived my move and am back online. It only took Verizon 7 hours to hook up my Internet connection. Thank you Verizon!

The technician essentially moved into my tiny closet for the day to hook up the system, tossing my clothes willy-nilly and leaving a vast debris field of wire ties, cable wraps, fiber optic widgets and empty modem boxes.  For all I know, he may still be in the closet.

Anyway, THANK YOU to all for your fabulous entries in the caption contest which you can read HERE, which featured a photo of the ever exquisite Amelia Jane and deliciously strict Lana from Clare’s Girl Spanks Girl website.

They ALL were very clever, creative and funny. And Clare Fonda read them all and told me “every damn entry made me laugh.”

But the Editorial Team here at CRR could only pick one winner who will receive a 1-month subscription to the Clare Fonda website of your choice.

….And the winner is CRR reader AKA Ireland.  Congratulations! Please email me at cherryredreport [at] gmail [dot] com, and we’ll put you in touch with Clare Fonda to get your 1-month pass started ASAP.

AKA Ireland’s caption was:

“Heather thought the census job would be easy until she encountered the bottled up frustrations of the unemployed people stuck at home.”

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HOT OFF THE PRESS: Sexy hot NEW spanko art, at long last, from hardcore fetish/spanking illustrator extraordinaire, Kami Tora. It’s been too long, Kami, since we last featured your signature glowing cherry-red crimson bottoms on The Cherry Red Report!

Here we have a bun-toasting new illo, entitled “Crocodile Tears,” with the artists’ delicious “wet at both ends” theme. Yum.

WEBSITE ALERT: If you dig spank art, be sure to check out the massive online spanking collection at Veralsis, which features over 40,000(!) illos and counting.

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Jolie gets punished hard for real-life transgressions, thongs-down, at Real Life Spankings.

[Editorial Note: Thank you for all the wonderful caption contest submissions in the previous post! Keep them coming, creative spankos! The winner will be announced soon.]

The Dutch models on Real Life Spankings, a popular spanking website based in The Netherlands, continue to desensitize my brain matter into a smoldering, deviant mass of molecular spanko soup. Translation: RLS is a nifty website.

Many of their models have that next-door-girl look; always sport amazing tushies; sometimes end up with real tears; and inherently end up with toasted tails, well-done, served up hot ‘n’ fresh.

The models from RLS come from all walks of life, and I dig the diversity. And lest I forget, they do a good deal of adventurous ass tanning in the great outdoors.

The only thing I do NOT like about this company is that I don’t work for this company as chief spanko scout and head perv. I could learn Dutch and live in Assterdam. Really, I could do that if needed. Been to Amsterdam before–it is a charming city, from what I recall.

Anyway, the editorial team here at CRR thought it would be fun to post a short Q&A with one of the latest butt percussion victims at RLS, the lovely and talented Jolie [No relation to Angelina].

From poledancing for fitness, to thongs vs. bikini panties to her craving for “loving” yet firm discipline, all shall be revealed with Jolie, including a most amazing posterior.

[***Related Post: An exclusive interview with naughty 19-year-old Angel from RLS.]

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Thank you Jolie for taking the time to chat with The Cherry Red Report. It is a pleasure and an honor.

You are welcome!

So how did you end up shooting with Real Life Spankings? I mean did Mike [RLS owner, and primary spanko] find you? or did you find RLS?

My best friend jokingly showed the RLS website to me. And then said that is what I needed. And she was right. I contacted Mike and Kelly, and before I knew it my panties were around my knees and I was getting a red bottom.

Had you been spanked before? If so, by whom?

No. I have never been spanked before I started shooting for RLS, but it has fascinated me for years. The Internet has helped me a lot in learning about spanking.

Would you consider flying to Boston and helping me out at The Cherry Red Report ?

I have never been to the US so yeah!

I could show you around Boston. BTW, if you were over my lap, I dunno, I think that would be heavenly.

*grins*

You look quite lovely in those skimpy thongs of yours. Do you typically prefer thong panties, instead of the more traditional bikini panties?

I prefer to wear thongs most of the time. But Mike prefers to have me wear bikini panties, some of the time, for when we are shooting spanking scenes.

If I may ask, is your bottom warm right now from a recent spanking? or is it lily white at the moment?

Well, right now, it is still a bit red right now actually, from the last spanking Mike gave me for wearing way too sexy clothes to my day job. And he spanked me in the nude! I love the way he surprises me sometimes like that though.

Do you have a favorite ‘role’ you like to play [schoolgirl, etc] or are you really being punished for real-life transgressions at RLS?

For the video shoots, yes I do get punished for real life things, but maybe in the future I would love to play the naughty schoolgirl one day in a video. Or a nurse

Nurse? Yum. Feeling feverish…. lightheaded, suddenly…errm….

Do any of your friends know about your interest in the spanking fetish? and your shoots with RLS? or do you keep it private?

My best friends know about it.

What is your favorite way to be spanked?

Over the knee is my favorite.

What is your least favorite way to be spanked?

Well, I think the diaper position is my least favorite for spankings. It’s obviously embarrassing — and revealing, too.

What are your thoughts on the hairbrush? Should all brushes be reserved just be for brushing hair ONLY?

LOL yes definitely! Mike gave me a few hard swats with my own hairbrush as a warning the other day, and it stings a lot!

Jolie, can you share with us some of the naughty things you are getting yourself into right now in real-life?

Well, I am quite lazy and messy sometimes and I like to stay out way too late.

Jolie you are grounded. Forever! What is the naughtiest thing you have ever done–that you were NOT punished for at all ?

Shhhhhhh

lol…Do you think about spanking a lot? and fantasize about it often?

Yes, I do quite a bit. My friends think I am crazy! But I love to be disciplined by a strong (and loving) Man. The loving part is really important to me. I hate seeing girls beaten just because it has to be harder and harder online all the time.

If i may ask, as I know it’s often for punishment, but do you find being spanked arousing and erotic?

Yes of course, I find being spanked quite arousing and erotic although I am not what you would call a pain junkie. A spanking has to be with the right person, and then it blows me away.

Are you originally from The Netherlands or elsewhere?

I am a Dutch girl yes. Born and raised living in The Hague.

What are some of your non-spanking interests and hobbies? vanilla interests and such?

My interests are shopping and sleeping in hahaha. I also poledance for fitness.

What bands/music are you listening to these days?

I like a lot of different music like trance, hardcore, and R&B.

Thank you Jolie, and continue being naughty please!

I will don’t worry and You are most welcome.

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**ENTRIES ARE NOW CLOSED. WINNER TO BE ANNOUNCED SHORTLY. THANK YOU :-)**

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Win a 1-month pass to the Clare Fonda site of your choice. And be the envy of all your friends.

G’day spankos. You know, its been about eleventy seven months since CRR’s last caption contest, so it’s time we post another official “Cherry Red Caption Contest,” this time with an actual prize.

Any ideas on what is going on in this puzzling yet tushy-tingling foto above, from Clare Fonda’s “Girl Spanks Girl” site featuring the just blogged about AJ Rutherford and the ever strict Lana? Me neither.

Be that as it may, feel free to submit a suggested caption [or very brief bit of dialogue] in the comments section, and the CRR editorial team will choose its favorite caption. [One entry per person please. Thank you.]

PRIZES: Whoever’s entry is chosen shall thereby win a 1-month pass to any one of the five Clare Fonda sites of your choice. Once you choose which site you want, I will have Clare email you directly with your 1-month pass. It’s that easy. Get your captions on, people, and have some fun!

Clare Fonda’s websites:

• Spanked Sweeties
• Girl Spanks Girl
• Spanked Call Girls
• Clare Spanks Men
• My Spanking Roommate

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LEGAL RULES:

Anyone associated directly with the Cherry Red Report blog, its affiliated ventures henceforth, and also Clare Fonda Enterprises Worldwide, Inc., and residents of Clare Fonda Manor in the Porn Valley region, and relatives wherein and related to Clare Fonda i.e. “Momma Clare,” including current and former Sweeties, shall be nullified via radius exclusion from any prizes, cash gifts, or future stock options, associated with this officially sanctioned offer. All legal boundaries within the continental United States and the global nether regions shall be honored, as long as entrants shall have the right to remain silly. If number of entries is equal or less than two (2) within 30 days, this contest shall be terminated post haste across the Internets; forthwith entries shall not be accepted via postal mail, carrier pigeon, Morse code, or other forms of communication methods, included but not limited to Twittering.

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