I’ve harbored a fantasy (and I have heaps of ’em), and I’m assuming it’s not uncommon, of a discreet, yet highly reliable and professional service that provides “spankings-for-hire” or in other words, tannings “on-demand” to naughty ladies overdue for discipline. For whatever reason, the spankings need to be outsourced to a professional.
And in walks a disciplinarian in perfectly-pressed uniform, carrying a briefcase with various tools of the trade. In addition, I bet they would have a drop-off service for especially naughty cases and terribly recalcitrant, fresh and sassy brats.
The above image of this truck (wish it was a smaller minivan or something; or maybe a sporty little Mini Cooper) is showing the advertising text I might use if I had a, shall we say, a Behavior Modification Business of some sort.
Heck, its gotta’ be better than a regular 9-5’er. Right??
Let us assume there is not a lot of space so you have to keep it brief and only 3 short and snappy lines or so…Spanking enthusiasts are a terribly creative bunch, so have fun with it 🙂 k?
(Image Credits: I really dig this photo from SpankedSchoolGirl.com. The sexy illustration is from a photo gallery site: premiumspanking.com. Top illustration is a Fuller Brush Man–source unknown).