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Vintage Ads and Spankosexual Thoughts

Artwork from a tire company ad from 1953.

The editorial staff at The Cherry Red Report loves everything vintage and retro. From vintage hairbrushes to old spanking photos, it’s all good.

And when this blogger eyes vintage ads from the fifties and sixties, it’s fun to imagine some kinky, disciplinary undertones. I just can’t help but have some pervy, spankosexual thoughts….errm…..for most of the day. OK it’s actually 24/7. Anyway….

Ad execs in those days did clearly utilize sexual dynamics in their ads for sure — it was just a heck of a lot more subtle than today’s in-your-face material.

Here are two excellent illustrations from the golden age of classic print advertisements — with captions revealing what this blogger thinks might be REALLY going on.

Kindly leave a comment if you have some spanktastic thoughts on this topic, and/or suggestions for captions.

A Pontiac ad from 1960.

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10 Responses to “Vintage Ads and Spankosexual Thoughts”

1. Patron E. Hall, on July 23rd, 2007 at 1:12 am Said:

   Very nice blog you have going here, Dave. Thanks again for checking my stuff out, and of course you can feel free to link up to my blog, or use any illustrations you want.

   I was away from the ‘net for a bit when you were commenting on my page, so sorry for the late reply. There are a few more updates up, btw, so enjoy!

   PEH

2. mtn's slave, on July 24th, 2007 at 9:51 am Said:

   Nice blog

   And… No, I didn’t sit on a owen… but I was spanked som min. before the picture was taken… might have something to do with the color on my ass :p

3. A.S.S., on July 24th, 2007 at 7:58 pm Said:

   lol… wonder what a butt plug from the 1950s looked like.

   
   ~Todd & Suzy

4. Gadfly, on July 24th, 2007 at 7:58 pm Said:

   I like it. Sort of like dropping a naked woman into a Rockwell painting *chuckle*

5. b/adam, on July 25th, 2007 at 3:15 am Said:

   By God!
   It just gets better and better around here!

   Vintage Rocks, Dave!

   (and,…how ’bout those YANKEES!!)

   [sorry, couldn’t resist.]

   cheers!
   b/adam.

6. heartfeltspanks, on July 25th, 2007 at 3:47 pm Said:

   Love the vinatge ads - as well as the rest of the blog!

7. Reesa Roberts, on July 25th, 2007 at 11:11 pm Said:

   LOL, great pics, Dave!

   Huggs,
   Reesa

8. Dave, on July 26th, 2007 at 4:58 am Said:

   Thanks all for your wonderful comments. :-))

9. Purple Angel, on August 5th, 2007 at 4:59 am Said:

   Love the one with the comment about the spanking and the butt plug. Definitely what naughty girls need. I also enjoy retro art work as well as current art and have the unmitigated gall to play around with it on PSP and put in captions. I will have to post a few on my blog.

   And I do so hope you (and I both) get that over the fallen log opportunity, hmm maybe the fall would be even better, the woods are so pretty.
   Best wishes,
   Purple Angel

   Ps-you have a terrific blog!

10. Slumber Party Gone Terribly Wrong? | ** The Cherry Red Report **, on April 26th, 2008 at 1:52 am Said:

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