Self-portrait after looking at too many libidinous short-shorts and spanking images.
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Regarding my interest in short-shorts: Obsession? Perhaps. Passion? Yes.
But add a dash of hotness, throw in a dose of old-fashioned rump roasting for good measure, and you have the end-result: a recipe for Spanktastic Goodness. Tight jeans […]
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I just love “spanko-sexualizing” (I think I just coined a new word?) just about everything, including teasingly hot photos of sizzling hotties. My pervy brain always imagines some kind of erotically-charged tanning-toasting undercurrent among these types of photos. Especially when a thong-clad ass and a sudsy car cleansing is involved. Schwing. (click on pix […]
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Movie promo poster designed by Dave and the in-house Graphics Dept. at The Cherry Red Report.
Continuing the cheerleaders-gone-bad theme of the previous post, I am currently in negotiations to finalize the screenplay and direct a made-for-TV movie, “When Cheerleaders Attack,” a thriller featuring the beautiful, and ever strict, Chelsea Pfeiffer, and the always spankable Ms. […]
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Ray Moore, the esteemed illustrator who pioneered the influential comic strip “The Phantom” starting in 1936, may have had a little bit of a kink for this whole spanking thing.
And when superheroes spank, they apparently spank with serious high-powered intensity. Sometimes even kryptonite is involved.
Armed with their superhero powers and impressive disciplinary prowess, naughty […]
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We did it!
Down 3 games to 1, The Boston Red Sox amazingly grind out 3 wins in a row, to make it to the World Series!
Can you believe it!?!!!!!!
Time to douse myself with champagne
wooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
Believe it.
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**Let’s Get Libidinous**
All bloggers love comments.
It keeps us motivated and inspired.
The following comment from several months ago is one of my all-time favorite blog comments that I have received. It is from “Cometospk” who has a great Spanish spankblog called “El Despacho Del Spanker.”
Do check out his blog, along with a host of […]
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The following post is sponsored by:
“What happens to a naughty girl with a fresh mouth? Sierra?? I’m talking to you, young lady. . .”
Fresh mouth anyone? Being sassy? Dropping too many F-bombs?
Well, that won’t last long with Veronica at the excellent web site: The Spanking Couple.
Interesting, cleansing update at The Spanking Couple, a site which […]
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CRR has brought on board a new Fall Intern, Dakota, who will be assisting in implementing some new HTML code and assisting with the template style sheets. Welcome Dakota.
Dakota studying a book on HTML at The Cherry Red Report offices.
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As a public service to the community at large, I thought it would be prudent to post The Cherry Red Report’s latest “Discipline Advisory Threat Level Index.”
I have just been notified that we are currently at Code Yellow, which means this blog and its staffers are at an “Elevated” risk of generalized naughty shenanigans and […]
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A teasingly short video clip featuring Misty:
It’s not too often one sees a very firm, disciplinary (yet also simultaneously erotic) spanking video with not only some tearing up from the spankee — but with some real, straight-ahead crying.
“Misty,” a new and quite expressive model with a terrific pout at English Spankers, gets seriously misty-eyed in […]
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Kari posing with an ancient relic in the CRR offices, something called a “typewriter” (?)
The Cherry Red Report has bolstered its editorial team with the addition of Kari Sweets, who will be assisting with general assminstrative tasks, reader/email blog-correspondence, HTML template maintenance, as well as working in the implement testing lab. Welcome Kari!“Well, I […]
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I know I’m one day ahead of schedule ( I have a crazy work week) but I wanted to blog about the now annual “Love our Lurkers” (LOL) Day scheduled for Friday, October 12, the brilliant brainchild of the fantastic blogger Bonnie of My Bottom Smarts fame.
Get your LOL on, people!
Thusly, if you have not […]
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WARNING: The following is a shameless plug of a blog, by a blogger, discussing his other blog on this blog. Do not proceed if you are easily aroused.
Some of you may not know that I have another blog, The Daisy Dukes Report, that currently has a readership of approximately 12 people (including myself.).
It’s not a […]
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This Just In: A new spankee by the name of “Kadence.”
Leave it to the lovely and wonderfully strict Clare Fonda to find the most spankable sweeties around.
Clare Fonda’s impressive Spanked Sweeties site unveils a new model by the name of Kadence who is certainly easy on the eyes.
Though I wonder if Clare will be so […]
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