Cherry Red Discipline Advisory

As a public service to the community at large, I thought it would be prudent to post The Cherry Red Report’s latest “Discipline Advisory Threat Level Index.”

I have just been notified that we are currently at Code Yellow, which means this blog and its staffers are at an “Elevated” risk of generalized naughty shenanigans and basic naughtyness.

There is also a “Run for the Hills! Abandon All Hope” module that may be included in future threat level indexes if the need arises.

Please take note that The Report will handle any and all discipline and security issues in the time-honored fashion.

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6 Responses to Cherry Red Discipline Advisory

  1. hermione says:


    It would be very useful to have one of these at home, to see how imminent a spanking is!

  2. Ofia says:

    Oooh! You better keep us updated!

  3. Nat says:

    Let me know if you need a spare hand to deal with the threat! 😉

  4. emily says:

    where can i get me one of them ther snazzy meters?? lol.. Very funny stuff!!


  5. Dave says:

    Well, the Lab at The Report is working on an Internet-enabled enterprise-wide server application that would broadcast Discipline Advisories over WiFi and broadband systems.

  6. A.S.S. says:

    Another great idea!

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