And not just because we are taking over the world–you already knew that. But also because spanko’s need a unified voice to express their spankosity.
Something on the level of, I dunno, The New Yorker, but for spankosexuals. A magazine that is dignified. Yet erotic. Crisply written. Informative and entertaining.
Ah yes, I miss the days when I received Shadow Lane’s magazine via post — a thrilling quarterly compendium of naughtyness.
Here’s how I imagine the debut cover of, say, “Spanko Monthly” might look…. just would remove the MAXIM masthead obviously and replace with “The Cherry Red Review” or “Bottoms Today” or ….?
Samantha Woodley, of Firm Hand Spanking fame.
There is something affirming..is that word? self-affirming? about receiving a published posterior-focused periodical on one’s most personal of intimacies — a fetish. Blog’s are great, but they are so ephemeral, billions of pixels of flittering about the screen, new blogs popping up daily like daisies in the wilderness, in this brave new cyberworld of instantaneous, plug-and-play, point-and-click publishing.
On that note, the lack of readily available published spanking fiction and essays is another issue — clearly, we need more Spanko’s in the book publishing biz. (or start my own company, even better.)