Hello Kinkos! I survived my move and am back online. It only took Verizon 7 hours to hook up my Internet connection. Thank you Verizon!
The technician essentially moved into my tiny closet for the day to hook up the system, tossing my clothes willy-nilly and leaving a vast debris field of wire ties, cable wraps, fiber optic widgets and empty modem boxes. For all I know, he may still be in the closet.
Anyway, THANK YOU to all for your fabulous entries in the caption contest which you can read HERE, which featured a photo of the ever exquisite Amelia Jane and deliciously strict Lana from Clare’s Girl Spanks Girl website.
They ALL were very clever, creative and funny. And Clare Fonda read them all and told me “every damn entry made me laugh.”
But the Editorial Team here at CRR could only pick one winner who will receive a 1-month subscription to the Clare Fonda website of your choice.
….And the winner is CRR reader AKA Ireland. Congratulations! Please email me at cherryredreport [at] gmail [dot] com, and we’ll put you in touch with Clare Fonda to get your 1-month pass started ASAP.
AKA Ireland’s caption was:
“Heather thought the census job would be easy until she encountered the bottled up frustrations of the unemployed people stuck at home.”