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Cherry Red Caption Contest! Win 1-month pass to BadTushy!

32 Responses to “Cherry Red Caption Contest! Win 1-month pass to BadTushy!”

1. longtimefan, on July 6th, 2009 at 3:38 am Said:

   I have two.

   Man: “Your bad tushy must be this tall to ride my lap.”

   or

   Zoya: “The customer sent it back to the kitchen, he said ‘The rump is still a little too pink, I wanted it blood red.”

   Man: “I see what he’s talking about, how about I ‘grill it’ a little longer. Lay down over my knee.”

2. Scott, on July 6th, 2009 at 4:22 am Said:

   “What kind of flowers are those?”

3. JIMPLANT, on July 6th, 2009 at 7:47 am Said:

   i must not wear jeans to work again
   I understand what a strict dress code means now

4. Chief, on July 6th, 2009 at 9:45 am Said:

   happy holidays, Dave!
   I was gonna do a caption contest like I used to at my blog, damn, you stole my thunder, heh heh…

   I’m just checking out some latest pics to cross my desk now, and I’ll enter your contest for a giggle - my Bad Tushy membership ran out last month!
   Chief

   * Disclaimer: This wasn’t my caption entry!

5. md2020, on July 7th, 2009 at 2:05 am Said:

   “Does red make my butt look big?”

6. Dallas, on July 7th, 2009 at 4:47 am Said:

   This reminds me of the time I totally snowboarded RED HILL! I caught some RED AIR…I mean RAD AIR! …. sooorry..what was that? Oh yea….. you can pull them back up now… totally.

7. cherryred, on July 7th, 2009 at 5:04 am Said:

   

8. iwasrobert, on July 7th, 2009 at 11:52 am Said:

   Okay, okay, I admit it — you do look a BIT like David Boreanaz.

   [mutters] Geez, I bet Buffy didn’t have to put up with this sh*t.

9. Marshall Larson, on July 7th, 2009 at 3:54 pm Said:

   This is for this month’s caption contest:
   I see the red, and I see the blue, but to be really patriotic, you’re going to have to wear white panties for your next spanking.

10. Berni, on July 7th, 2009 at 10:18 pm Said:

    Man: Yep! You really can feel the heat from here.

11. jean marie, on July 7th, 2009 at 11:32 pm Said:

    Caption contest submission:
    Sh says, “I don’t care how many time you pull my pants down and spank me, that’s still the worst King Tut impression I’ve eve seen.”

12. cschrepp, on July 8th, 2009 at 11:49 am Said:

    Please tell me you are NOT wearing SpongeBob panties again!

13. Charlie, on July 8th, 2009 at 11:37 pm Said:

    I prefer my Karate chops to be parallel to your bottom rather than
    perpendicular like this! Heee Yah!!!!

14. Colin, on July 9th, 2009 at 2:17 pm Said:

    I’ve had it up to here with you,
    now you’ve had it up to there with me!

15. otk1959, on July 10th, 2009 at 1:36 am Said:

    If your gonna shake it like that…I’m a gonna spank it!

16. Thirteen, on July 10th, 2009 at 3:17 am Said:

    i vote for md2020!!! i literally laughed out loud

17. jeremy, on July 10th, 2009 at 6:32 am Said:

    “Sandy groaned as her buns didn’t meet the minimum height requirement for Carl’s Spank-O-Whirl”.

18. Stephanie Bickley, on July 10th, 2009 at 8:21 pm Said:

    Your in big trouble young lady. Get over my knee right now!!!

19. Georg, on July 13th, 2009 at 12:56 am Said:

    MAYBE I SHOULDN’T HAVE CAST THAT SPELL I LEARNED FROM “BEWITCHED” AND FROZE HIM, BUT HE WAS SPANKING ME SO HARD I COULDN’T STAND IT ANYMORE.

20. Jenni Mack: The Cherry Red Interview | The Cherry Red Report, on July 13th, 2009 at 3:06 am Said:

    […] loving all the fun captions that readers are submitting in the previously blogged about caption contest — winner to be announced soon! Now back to our regularly scheduled […]

21. Cc, on July 13th, 2009 at 3:57 am Said:

    Spanker: “Now get that hot seat out of here before I decide to use my kung fu powers to really warm your bottom!”

22. aka_ireland, on July 15th, 2009 at 1:02 pm Said:

    “And….Presto!…that’s my how to make your cheeks red magic trick.”

23. bill, on July 15th, 2009 at 2:17 pm Said:

    “when i said i liked toasted buns….i meant the ones i have in the oven”!

24. Dr. Ken, on July 15th, 2009 at 2:46 pm Said:

    “You ‘Walk Like An Egyptian’ your way….I’ll ‘Walk Like An Egyptian’ MY way!”

    Dr. Ken

25. Trish, on July 17th, 2009 at 12:49 am Said:

    No, silly, it’s the COPIER you wanna sit on, NOT the microwave!

26. Scully, on July 17th, 2009 at 8:50 am Said:

    Alakazam the wizard was so powerful that with a few hand movements he could make his assistants naughtiness completely dissapear…

27. Ashley J, on July 17th, 2009 at 5:59 pm Said:

    Introducing the all new Handyman Home Appliance! He cooks, he cleans, he spanks. What more could a girl ask for?

28. Kate, on July 20th, 2009 at 11:28 pm Said:

    The King Tut comment is by far the funniest! I genuinely laughed out loud. I am still laughing, actually.

29. Hec, on July 21st, 2009 at 7:31 am Said:

    Guy: “I think I was really cool spanking you!”
    Girl: “Reall? I think it was more kind’a sensual… my tushy is burning!”

30. Joe, on July 29th, 2009 at 1:50 pm Said:

    Hmm… no, no. It doesn’t quite match the walls yet. Let’s give it another twenty five.

31. Tapa, on July 29th, 2009 at 2:15 pm Said:

    Yo Yo Yo Ho!

    I don’t care what you saw on HGTV, this chair does NOT match these cabinets!

32. And the BadTushy Caption Contest Winner Is. . . | The Cherry Red Report, on August 4th, 2009 at 6:20 pm Said:

    […] You to everyone for all the wonderful, clever, wicked good submissions to the Cherry Red Report Caption Contest, which was co-sponsored by my pervy friends over at […]

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