Cherry Red Caption Contest! Win 1-month pass to BadTushy!


Submit a caption for this photo! For your chance to win a 1-month pass to BadTushy.

Hope everyone had a splendid July 4th!! Hurrah!

Anyway, as the last caption contest was such a grand success with heaps of clever and funny entries, we will continue to host periodic (monthly?) Cherry Red Report Caption Contests — and this one is co-sponsored by the good people at Bad Tushy.

If you’d like to participate, just leave a comment with your suggested caption/bit of dialogue for the photo above, which features the exquisite model “Zoya” — and to paraphrase a CRR readers’ favorite phrase, her “shiney hiney tushybuns.” I can’t make this stuff up.

The caption contest winner, as decided by the esteemed editorial committee at CRR, will win a 1-month pass to Bad Tushy.

Entries will be accepted until July 20, when the winner shall thusly be announced. Thank you! And thank you to co-sponsor BadTushy: It’s all good at BadTushy.


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32 Responses to Cherry Red Caption Contest! Win 1-month pass to BadTushy!

  1. longtimefan says:

    I have two.

    Man: “Your bad tushy must be this tall to ride my lap.”


    Zoya: “The customer sent it back to the kitchen, he said ‘The rump is still a little too pink, I wanted it blood red.”

    Man: “I see what he’s talking about, how about I ‘grill it’ a little longer. Lay down over my knee.” 😈

  2. Scott says:

    “What kind of flowers are those?”

  3. JIMPLANT says:

    i must not wear jeans to work again
    I understand what a strict dress code means now

  4. Chief says:

    happy holidays, Dave!
    I was gonna do a caption contest like I used to at my blog, damn, you stole my thunder, heh heh… 😎

    I’m just checking out some latest pics to cross my desk now, and I’ll enter your contest for a giggle – my Bad Tushy membership ran out last month!

    * Disclaimer: This wasn’t my caption entry!

  5. md2020 says:

    “Does red make my butt look big?”

  6. Dallas says:

    This reminds me of the time I totally snowboarded RED HILL! I caught some RED AIR…I mean RAD AIR! …. sooorry..what was that? Oh yea….. you can pull them back up now… totally.

  7. cherryred says:


  8. iwasrobert says:

    Okay, okay, I admit it — you do look a BIT like David Boreanaz.

    [mutters] Geez, I bet Buffy didn’t have to put up with this sh*t.

  9. Marshall Larson says:

    This is for this month’s caption contest:
    I see the red, and I see the blue, but to be really patriotic, you’re going to have to wear white panties for your next spanking.

  10. Berni says:

    Man: Yep! You really can feel the heat from here.

  11. jean marie says:

    Caption contest submission:
    Sh says, “I don’t care how many time you pull my pants down and spank me, that’s still the worst King Tut impression I’ve eve seen.”

  12. cschrepp says:

    Please tell me you are NOT wearing SpongeBob panties again!

  13. Charlie says:

    I prefer my Karate chops to be parallel to your bottom rather than
    perpendicular like this! Heee Yah!!!!

  14. Colin says:

    I’ve had it up to here with you,
    now you’ve had it up to there with me!

  15. otk1959 says:

    If your gonna shake it like that…I’m a gonna spank it!

  16. Thirteen says:

    😆 i vote for md2020!!! i literally laughed out loud

  17. jeremy says:

    “Sandy groaned as her buns didn’t meet the minimum height requirement for Carl’s Spank-O-Whirl”.

  18. Stephanie Bickley says:

    Your in big trouble young lady. Get over my knee right now!!!

  19. Georg says:


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  21. Cc says:

    Spanker: “Now get that hot seat out of here before I decide to use my kung fu powers to really warm your bottom!”

  22. aka_ireland says:

    “And….Presto!…that’s my how to make your cheeks red magic trick.”

  23. bill says:

    “when i said i liked toasted buns….i meant the ones i have in the oven”!

  24. Dr. Ken says:

    “You ‘Walk Like An Egyptian’ your way….I’ll ‘Walk Like An Egyptian’ MY way!”

    Dr. Ken

  25. Trish says:

    No, silly, it’s the COPIER you wanna sit on, NOT the microwave!

  26. Scully says:

    Alakazam the wizard was so powerful that with a few hand movements he could make his assistants naughtiness completely dissapear…

  27. Ashley J says:

    Introducing the all new Handyman Home Appliance! He cooks, he cleans, he spanks. What more could a girl ask for?

  28. Kate says:

    The King Tut comment is by far the funniest! I genuinely laughed out loud. I am still laughing, actually.

  29. Hec says:

    Guy: “I think I was really cool spanking you!”
    Girl: “Reall? I think it was more kind’a sensual… my tushy is burning!”

  30. Joe says:

    Hmm… no, no. It doesn’t quite match the walls yet. Let’s give it another twenty five.

  31. Tapa says:

    Yo Yo Yo Ho!

    I don’t care what you saw on HGTV, this chair does NOT match these cabinets!

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