Cherry Red Caption Contest! Win 1-month pass to BadTushy!

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Submit a caption for this photo! For your chance to win a 1-month pass to BadTushy.

Hope everyone had a splendid July 4th!! Hurrah!

Anyway, as the last caption contest was such a grand success with heaps of clever and funny entries, we will continue to host periodic (monthly?) Cherry Red Report Caption Contests — and this one is co-sponsored by the good people at Bad Tushy.

If you’d like to participate, just leave a comment with your suggested caption/bit of dialogue for the photo above, which features the exquisite model “Zoya” — and to paraphrase a CRR readers’ favorite phrase, her “shiney hiney tushybuns.” I can’t make this stuff up.

The caption contest winner, as decided by the esteemed editorial committee at CRR, will win a 1-month pass to Bad Tushy.

Entries will be accepted until July 20, when the winner shall thusly be announced. Thank you! And thank you to co-sponsor BadTushy: It’s all good at BadTushy.

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32 thoughts on “Cherry Red Caption Contest! Win 1-month pass to BadTushy!”

  1. I have two.

    Man: “Your bad tushy must be this tall to ride my lap.”

    or

    Zoya: “The customer sent it back to the kitchen, he said ‘The rump is still a little too pink, I wanted it blood red.”

    Man: “I see what he’s talking about, how about I ‘grill it’ a little longer. Lay down over my knee.” 😈

  2. happy holidays, Dave!
    I was gonna do a caption contest like I used to at my blog, damn, you stole my thunder, heh heh… 😎

    I’m just checking out some latest pics to cross my desk now, and I’ll enter your contest for a giggle – my Bad Tushy membership ran out last month!
    Chief

    * Disclaimer: This wasn’t my caption entry!

  3. This reminds me of the time I totally snowboarded RED HILL! I caught some RED AIR…I mean RAD AIR! …. sooorry..what was that? Oh yea….. you can pull them back up now… totally.

  4. Okay, okay, I admit it — you do look a BIT like David Boreanaz.

    [mutters] Geez, I bet Buffy didn’t have to put up with this sh*t.

  5. This is for this month’s caption contest:
    I see the red, and I see the blue, but to be really patriotic, you’re going to have to wear white panties for your next spanking.

  6. Caption contest submission:
    Sh says, “I don’t care how many time you pull my pants down and spank me, that’s still the worst King Tut impression I’ve eve seen.”

  7. MAYBE I SHOULDN’T HAVE CAST THAT SPELL I LEARNED FROM “BEWITCHED” AND FROZE HIM, BUT HE WAS SPANKING ME SO HARD I COULDN’T STAND IT ANYMORE.

  8. Alakazam the wizard was so powerful that with a few hand movements he could make his assistants naughtiness completely dissapear…

  9. Guy: “I think I was really cool spanking you!”
    Girl: “Reall? I think it was more kind’a sensual… my tushy is burning!”

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