And the BadTushy Caption Contest Winner Is. . .

Vital signs are good. OK I’m alive. Biked 43.4 miles yesterday in serious humidity and now I can’t move my legs. *ack*  But, thank God, I can blog!  I gotta’ get the new carbon fiber 2010 Trek Madone 5 series soon. Cycling is quite addictive though. ……must…..have…new……cycling toys….

Thank You to everyone for all the wonderful, clever, wicked good submissions to the Cherry Red Report Caption Contest, which was co-sponsored by my pervy friends over at BadTushy.

[By the way, check out B-Tushy’s latest unusually explicit update, which is unlike anything I’ve ever seen before — this kinky scene features VERY explicit sex, soap, short-shorts, strapping, and additional perversity. Everything but the kitchen sink apparently!]

——>Curious to know more about the B-Tushy people? Check out this interview with Scott from B-Tushy HERE and an exclusive chat with Primary Tushy Tanner and adult film superstar Kayla Quinn HERE.]

This blog received over 30 fantastic Cherry Red Caption Contest entries for the photo below, which sets a new record on The Cherry Red Report. Flippin’ sweet! Needless to say, it was NOT easy choosing one winner. . .

. . .nevertheless, congratulations to Jean Marie, who wins a 1-month pass to Bad Tushy:

Jean’s caption:

“I don’t care how many time you pull my pants down and spank me, that’s still the worst King Tut impression I’ve ever seen.”

:eek:

HONORABLE MENTIONS [Some of my other favorite entries] :

md2020
“Does red make my butt look big?”

cschrepp
“Please tell me you are NOT wearing SpongeBob panties again!”

Charlie
“I prefer my Karate chops to be parallel to your bottom rather than
perpendicular like this! Heee Yah!!!!”

Colin
“I’ve had it up to here with you,
now you’ve had it up to there with me!”

jeremy
“Sandy groaned as her buns didn’t meet the minimum height requirement for Carl’s Spank-O-Whirl.”

George
“MAYBE I SHOULDN’T HAVE CAST THAT SPELL I LEARNED FROM “BEWITCHED” AND FROZE HIM, BUT HE WAS SPANKING ME SO HARD I COULDN’T STAND IT ANYMORE.”

Dr. Ken
“You ‘Walk Like An Egyptian’ your way….I’ll ‘Walk Like An Egyptian’ MY way!”

Scully
“Alakazam the wizard was so powerful that with a few hand movements he could make his assistants naughtiness completely disapear.”

Ashley J
“Introducing the all new Handyman Home Appliance! He cooks, he cleans, he spanks. What more could a girl ask for?

:twisted:

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2 Responses to And the BadTushy Caption Contest Winner Is. . .

  1. tim says:

    congrats Jean very witty caption youll enjoy bad tushy cute girls spanked on their cute botties .

  2. Hermione says:

    Those were all funny captions, Dave. You picked a great one, though. Congrats to Jean Marie!

    Hugs,
    Hermione

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