Celebrity Guest Columnist Kayla Quinn: Top 10 Celebs She’d Love to Spank…and Why!

Kayla QuinnWe are honored and delighted to feature a a special celebrity guest columnist this week: the unstoppable adult film and fetish star, and also mainstream movie/TV actor, Kayla Quinn.

You may know her perhaps as the seasoned spanko “Ms. Law” on the spanking site Bad Tushy, and Kayla was interviewed recently on this blog HERE.  A fascinating person indeed: she’s served in the Air Force; conquered cancer twice; cooks from scratch; loves beating butts; and lots more coolness.

Ms. Quinn reveals the Top 10 celebrities she’d love to spank some sense into–and why. [Editorial Note: No Britney??!] As a celeb herself, Kayla is no stranger to the crazy Hollywood culture…..and knows her way around a paddle and a flaming fanny.

Not shy about holding back her opinions on celeb pop culture, and one of the toughest no-nonsense butt-burners I have ever seen, Kayla is delightfully candid when dishing on celebs, has a funky, fun sense of humor — and sends me cool text messages.

:?: READERS FEEDBACK SECTION :?: What celebs would you want to spank, or see spanked??? I’m curious to hear your feedback on Kayla’s Top-10 list. Comments are welcome and encouraged as always! And THANK YOU to Kayla for taking the time out of your busy schedule to write this Top-10 list for the Cherry Red Report.

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Top 10 Celebs I’d Love to Spank…and Why

By Kayla Quinn

10. Seth MacFarlane – The brilliant mind that gave us Family Guy just needs a swatting for giving a spin-off to a tertiary character…haven’t heard?  Yes, The Clevelands starts this Fall.

9.  Madonna – Where to begin? You’re not British, drop the accent; you’re not Kate Moss, so eat a sandwich; you’re name isn’t Esther, enough with the Kabala strings you’ve got trend-followers wearing. You annoy me.  I liked you better when you were the pudgy, Jersey-looking trollop in the ‘80’s.

8.  Manny Ramirez – I’m sorry, I love the Dodgers, but…using steroids is bad enough, using girlie steroids, however…Manny just needs to be thrown OTK, wearing stockings and lip gloss and be beaten like the girlie man he is!  Was he trying to grow a man-gina?

7.  William Petersen – I have always had a thing for this actor, his character (Grissom) on CSI even shares my birthday, Aug. 18…but, that aside, he left CSI and stuck us with Laurence Fishburne.  Jump the shark, lately, CSI?

6.  Gordon Ramsay – I would lick the sweat from his bollocks.  My palm just itches to spank his round double-bubble.  Though I know he would correct me on my technique, tell me of a better way to swat, I am fairly certain, “You daft, fat cow!” would be uttered at some point by the former-rugby-player-turned-chef.

5.  Nathan Fillion – Purely sexual reasons on my part.  😉

4.  Angelina Jolie – You’re beautiful, talented, wealthy, odd enough to be intriguing but not so odd to be ostracized, yet you just HAD to make a play for Brad Pitt while he was still married?!  *sigh*

3.  Jennifer Aniston – God forbid I start another “I want what she has now”spat between Anniston and Jolie!

2.  Mehcad Brooks – “Eggs” from HBO’s True Blood has GOT to have one of the nicest asses on television!  I need to leave ‘my mark’ on it!  Time to tear it up, guys and gals, time to tear it up.

1.  Paris Hilton – Her parents, obviously, never did.  Nothing would be more gratifying then throwing her pampered, snotty princess over my knee, ripping her lace panties down and pummeling her skinny ass until it purples beneath my hand!

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12 Responses to Celebrity Guest Columnist Kayla Quinn: Top 10 Celebs She’d Love to Spank…and Why!

  1. chris says:

    Kayla Quinn is a gift spanker but she should definitely be on the receiving end more often, She is one hot piece of ass.

  2. iwasrobert says:

    Couldn’t agree more Chris, although in this case her employer (Bad Tushy) should probably take her place due to the fact that they now have DRM on their content — and if you cancel your subscription, your downloaded videos stop working…

  3. Dr. Ken says:

    I could name the actresses from 3 TV shows and practically fill up a list of 10–but I’ll try for more diversity.

    Bridget Marquardt–one of Hef’s “The Girls Next Door”. She seems like the most real and down-to-earth–plus, she’s got a fabulous round bottom that just begs to be spanked. Sadly, I think she’d be kind of a wuss when it came right down to it–probably could handle only a few light smacks, at best.

    Michaela Conlin–plays Angela on the series, “Bones”. Very striking features–and a bottom worth striking, too.

    Erica Cerra–Deputy Jo Lupo on “Eureka”. She makes those khaki uniform pants look goooooood!

    Pauly Perrette–Abby the Goth girl/forensic expert on “NCIS”. Spiked collar and plaid schoolgirl skirt–she’s like 3 different dream girls rolled into one.

    Cote De Pablo–Ziva David on “NCIS”. They’re not shy about having the camera linger lovingly on her bottom in certain situations. Of course, after the spanking, her character could kill you 15 different ways with a paper clip…..

    Sarah Chalke–from the series “Scrubs”. Cute blonde tushy–need I say more? Plus, I think she’s gotten a smack on the bottom at least once each season…

    Alyson Hannigan–Lily Aldrin on “How I Met Your Mother”–although her being on this list is probably a holdover from when she played Willow on “Buffy The Vampire Slayer” (I have a weakness for redheads–not to mention red bottoms)

    Christina Applegate–the star of “Samantha Who”. Lovely comedic actress who should have been spanked when she played Kelly Bundy in “Married–With Children”.

    Helen Hunt–I so wanted to smack the seat of her sweat pants on “Mad About You”.

    Jennifer Aniston–still my favorite spankable friend from “Friends”.

    I could go on, but….well, that’s 10!

    Dr. Ken.

  4. tim says:

    wow Kayla gives big spanks to the little cuties on tushy their botties are blushing pink at the end of their spankings ,best wishes ,tim .

  5. makes me wish that I was a celebrity. I’m sure I could think up something to do that would wind up Ms Quinn 🙂

    Prefectdt

  6. sixofthebest says:

    Sarah Palin, and Condoleezza Rice, would be two of my favorites, who need to be taken to the woodshed, and birched. Up would go their dress, or skirt, down would come there panties, or knickers. and on their bare bottoms, I would deliver the soundest birchings they ever would receive.

  7. the Serial Spanker says:

    It’s about time someone mentioned the ever-so-spankable Paris Hilton. She’s been giving me a stiffy every time I think about her wiggling and squrming across my lap while I firmly apply a thin leather strap to her soft little butt. There. It just happened again. That girl definitely should be on the business end of a belt at least once a week, in addition to a nightly handspanking just before bed. The change in attitude would be amazing…provided you could find a spanker for her who wouldn’t get so worked up during the discipline.

  8. cherryred says:

    **chris: I think Kayla Quinn has bottomed before, but quite rarely.

    **iwasrobert: Will check on this situation.

    **Dr. Ken: Excellent list! ! !

    **tim: 🙂

    **spankedhortic: lol. well, you are a celebrity blogger.

    **sixofthebest: Sarah Palin….Condy Rice….that would certainly be intriguing.

    **Serial Spanker: Paris Hilton. No doubt about it!

  9. Abby W says:

    Hi Dave! Lovely to be visiting your site again. I’ve missed it! (These days I’m only on the computer at work, which frowns upon porn. Puritans!)

    Got to agree with Dr. Ken on Alyson Hannigan, though specifically as Willow on Buffy, the early years. Not so much witchy Willow, moreso the innocent “why do I attract computer demons” Willow.

    I might be a minority when it comes to watching dance shows, but the winner of this summer’s “So You Think You Can Dance” was amazing. Curvy, strong, limber, gorgeous Jeanine. If you haven’t pictured spanking her, look her up. And on that note, the infamous Randy, whose “butt dance” is featured on my blog. Ah, yes… the butt dance…

    I’m also going to be brave and submit the singer Adele as spankable. Red hair is always a plus, and can you imagine the pipes with which she’d squeal as she was spanked? Holy heck, it would be a symphony. After the success of the reality show “More to Love” with plus-size contestants instead of lipo’d botoxed drama queens, I sure wouldn’t mind a sequel called “More to Spank.”

    And I’m sorry kids, but I can see Paris Hilton as spankable only counting if she’s in character as Amber Sweet from “Repo Man.” I also liked her with a metal pipe through her head in “Waxwork,” but that’s not quite as sexy. Otherwise, I’m picturing her counting off strokes while on her cell phone: “One. Yeah, some guy’s spanking me. Ok, two. Look, I’m not going to make it to Barney’s, can you pick up the Blahniks I have on hold? Three, hey guy, I’m on the phone here.” I’m not sure the irritation is worth the effort.

    Does time travel count? ‘Cause Kate Winslet and Melanie Linsky in “Heavenly Creatures” may deserve more corporal punishment than any young ladies ever shown on film. How many strokes is a brick in a sock worth, do you think? I’d say quite a few. And they’d be so pretty and wide-eyed and not-at-all innocent. So worth it.

    xoxo,
    Abby

  10. Sabrina says:

    Kayla- thanks for your top 10 – very interesting and great topic.

    My only qualm was the part about Madonna. I would hardly qualify her as pudgy when she started out in the 80’s! And her body now is nothing short of HOT! Yoga, pilates…whatever she’s doing.. .give me some of that!

    I love Madonna- loved her when she started out- and still do. The woman may be classified as a bitch – and while very spankable to many… but still.

    Let us not forget that this year, Madonna officially became the “queen of pop” – her current tour sales were second only to the Rolling Stones (love them too!).

    Let’s give some credit where credit is due!

    xoxo
    Sabrina

  11. sixofthebest says:

    If there is one person I would love to spank, its Sarah Palin, This naughty ex-governor of Alaska, is the essence of a naughty woman. Up would go her dress or skirt, down would come her bloomers, panties, or knickers, that she is wearing, and I would cane her most painfully on her naked rear end. If she wore garter-belt and stockings, that would make the scene more erotic. Also favorites of mine for the same ordeal would be Katie Couric, and Condoleezza Rice.

  12. Badminton says:

    Kate Upton!

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