Dave’s Top 10 Tips on Embracing Your Inner Spanko
1. Realize that it’s a spanko world. We just live in it.
2. Life is a lot better when you look at it through cherry-red colored glasses.
3. Balance. Create balance, inner harmony, and peace with a squirming spankee and the resulting global warming.
4. Acceptance. Accept the fact that brats are an essential part of life, and bratting is their natural way of being.
5. Focus on embracing and enjoying the cherry redness of life in all its many variations and perversions.
6. Visualize a fiery red bottom, and you will achieve it.
7. It’s always better to spank first, and ask questions later. It’s always better to brat first, and deal with the consequences later.
8. Embrace the fact that our fetish is just way better than a lot of other fetishes and kicks other fetishes asses.
9. Be the change. You can change the world — one red ass at a time.
10. Start preparing for the eventual takeover of the world by Spankos. It has begun.
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