Dave’s Top 10 Tips on Embracing Your Inner Spanko

1. Realize that it’s a spanko world. We just live in it.

2. Life is a lot better when you look at it through cherry-red colored glasses.

3. Balance. Create balance, inner harmony, and peace with a squirming spankee and the resulting global warming.

4. Acceptance. Accept the fact that brats are an essential part of life, and bratting is their natural way of being.

5. Focus on embracing and enjoying the cherry redness of life in all its many variations and perversions.

6. Visualize a fiery red bottom, and you will achieve it.

7. It’s always better to spank first, and ask questions later. It’s always better to brat first, and deal with the consequences later.

8. Embrace the fact that our fetish is just way better than a lot of other fetishes and kicks other fetishes asses.

9. Be the change. You can change the world — one red ass at a time.

10. Start preparing for the eventual takeover of the world by Spankos. It has begun.

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8 Responses to Dave’s Top 10 Tips on Embracing Your Inner Spanko

  1. Corey says:

    hahaha, love it! you da man!

  2. cherryred says:

    😉

  3. Hermione says:

    11. Talk to the hand 😆

    I loved that list. Especially number 7.

    Hugs,
    Hermione

  4. vfrat25000 says:

    WONDERFUL

    So Many Bottoms…So Little Time

    Ponder the Future Possibilities as Our Kink Grows in Popularity

    The National Spanking League and the American Spanking League

    The Super Bowl of Spanking and the World Series of Spanking

    The # 11 Red Fanny Chevy Takes the Pole Position in Today’s NASCAR OTK 250. Today the Red Fanny will be Driven By Harry “The Dom” Henderson fresh out of a big win in the “Bratty School Girl 500” last week in Dallas

    I could think of a lot of Olympic Events that would be better than “Curling.” Most of them involving using hairbrushes rather than brooms,,,Hmmmmm!

    Well Done Cherryred

  5. Lance says:

    Very nice list Dave…..I like this!

  6. cherryred says:

    thx folks 🙂

  7. 😆 I certainly hope spankos rule the world soon. What great fun for buns.

  8. Amber Grey says:

    3. Balance. Create balance, inner harmony, and peace with a squirming spankee and the resulting global warming.

    I love that you show tolerance for the squirmy types. Some being excessively squirmy….not mentioning any names… 😉

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