Star Trek Cherry Red Caption Caption Contest!

[Insert Your Caption Here.]

Hi spanky peeps and fellow interstellar spankos……Boldy go where no one has gone before, put your phasers on stun and please enter the latest Cherry Red caption contest, forthwith, the winner thusly shall receive a gift certificate from top-notch implement designer CANE-IAC.

**Simply submit your coolest, funniest captions in the comments section and the winner will be selected by a distinguished panel of judges at CRR HQ, and announced in a future post.

In the graphic above, we have Captain James T. Kirk and Uhura engaging in bit of deep space discipline. The original source of this fine spanko parody is unknown to this blogger.

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19 Responses to Star Trek Cherry Red Caption Caption Contest!

  1. Paul says:

    “to boldly go where no man has gone before”

  2. onherknee says:

    Uhuru, Take this sub-space message!

  3. Maurice says:

    But Captain, can’t we just get the heater fixed in my chair

  4. Charlie says:

    Lt. , I don’t care who sent that hailing frequency. I am not renting space on this ship out to people from ‘Price Line . Com’ !

  5. Loki Renard says:

    Spanking port for Captain’s log. Denny Crane.

  6. Captain JT Kirk says:


    “All wailing frequencies open, Uhura. I think I’ve had just about enough of you!!! Hand phaser on high spank…FIRE!!!

  7. bill says:

    captain….when i said “condition red”….i was not talking about my bottom!

  8. “And you’re sure this is the only cure for Alterian flu Dr. McCoy?”


  9. cherryred says:

    Am loving all these entries! 😆

  10. jim says:

    orders from star fleet comand,produce two red globes by 0400

  11. Cherryfan says:

    Finally, an annoyed Captain Kirk decided to “open a communications channel” with the saucy Lt. Uhuru.

  12. veralsi says:

    (Shhh Spock…) “Yes Amazonian Princess Tushcakes Palmher… This is part of our greeting rituals… If you wish to learn more… I, ..I …We..!.. will show you more of this goodwill gresture, and we have gifts for you…Like, ah, uh, ping pong paddles, and hairbrush type things..

    (ok…a bit corny…hehe)

  13. George says:

    I think I better stop spanking her now, I could be brushing and combing hair, after all.

  14. Underling says:

    I don’t have much to offer except to, um, ‘pervert’ a classic Star Trek quote: ‘She cannae take it, Captain!’

  15. Underling says:

    Ooh, ooh, I have another.

    ‘Lieutenant, I hope this will remind you that the Enterprise’s comms are not to be used for gossiping with your girlfriends.

    Now that the rear shields are down, let’s see what we can add to the damage report.’

    On a side note, did you know that at the time it was very progressive to have an African-American woman (Nichelle Nichols) in a major TV role? I’m thinking if this scene had actually appeared in the series, it might have undermined that a little! 🙂

  16. Redchief says:

    “Captain,” Spock scolded, “Open a hailing frequency, or I’ll open a can of whoop-ass is not regulation.”

  17. Dr. Ken says:

    A bit late for the contest, but what the heck–

    “I’ve told you before… using the ship’s computers to access your “Facebook” page!”

    Dr. Ken

  18. cherryred says:

    ****Submissions are now closed. Thank you to all awesome entries. Winner to be announced shortly****


  19. Bluejay says:

    Now this is a great way to communicate with a communications officer

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