Star Trek Cherry Red Caption Caption Contest!

[Insert Your Caption Here.]

Hi spanky peeps and fellow interstellar spankos……Boldy go where no one has gone before, put your phasers on stun and please enter the latest Cherry Red caption contest, forthwith, the winner thusly shall receive a gift certificate from top-notch implement designer CANE-IAC.

**Simply submit your coolest, funniest captions in the comments section and the winner will be selected by a distinguished panel of judges at CRR HQ, and announced in a future post.

In the graphic above, we have Captain James T. Kirk and Uhura engaging in bit of deep space discipline. The original source of this fine spanko parody is unknown to this blogger.

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19 thoughts on “Star Trek Cherry Red Caption Caption Contest!”

  1. Lt. , I don’t care who sent that hailing frequency. I am not renting space on this ship out to people from ‘Price Line . Com’ !

  2. 😯

    “All wailing frequencies open, Uhura. I think I’ve had just about enough of you!!! Hand phaser on high spank…FIRE!!!

  3. (Shhh Spock…) “Yes Amazonian Princess Tushcakes Palmher… This is part of our greeting rituals… If you wish to learn more… I, ..I …We..!.. will show you more of this goodwill gresture, and we have gifts for you…Like, ah, uh, ping pong paddles, and hairbrush type things..

    (ok…a bit corny…hehe)

  4. Ooh, ooh, I have another.

    ‘Lieutenant, I hope this will remind you that the Enterprise’s comms are not to be used for gossiping with your girlfriends.

    Now that the rear shields are down, let’s see what we can add to the damage report.’

    On a side note, did you know that at the time it was very progressive to have an African-American woman (Nichelle Nichols) in a major TV role? I’m thinking if this scene had actually appeared in the series, it might have undermined that a little! 🙂

  5. A bit late for the contest, but what the heck–

    “I’ve told you before… using the ship’s computers to access your “Facebook” page!”

    Dr. Ken

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