Spankability Meter: Under Development

I have been extremely busy, hunkered down in the Cherry Red lab, working on a prototype [pictured above] for the first ever electronically controlled “Spankability Meter.” Briefly speaking, it works by monitoring electromagnetic waves and can instantly determine “bratitude levels” and “tushy hotness” among many other factors.   Please stay tuned as more field research and hands-on testing will be conducted in the months ahead. . . .

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