Crimson Hide

Just a silly little movie poster parody I threw together, just for fun, based on the “Crimson Tide” thriller; but this time, however, featuring two legends of the spanking scene: Clare Fonda and Chelsea Pfeiffer of GoodSpanking fame.  [I’m also working on a movie poster for “The Texas Hairbrush Massacre,” among others.]

Dave’s Daisy Dukes Addiction Disorder

Alexis Grace on Sweeties.

Hi. My name is Dave. And I’m addicted to daisy dukes short-shorts.

As some of you may know, well, I have a bit of a obsession fetish passion, you see, for daisy dukes and various short-shorts styles that continues unabated.

And thusly, when this diminutive article of delicious denim is therefore combined with the spanko fetish, my brain synapses go into overload. [Don’t get me started on skin-tight jeans. That’s for another post.]

Here are several delicious examples of recent red-assed daisy duke spanking goodness from Clare Fonda’s flagship Spanked Sweeties site, or available via the better-valued multi-site pass. [You can also watch some of Clare’s films on-demand on her studio page Here.]

What I love about Sweeties is not only the cherry hot bottoms, but also the unusually candid and quite detailed interviews Clare features with these models, regarding their real-life spanking experiences, which are then often re-enacted in the vids.


Now here we have the legendary and long-time “Man Known Simply as The Camerman” for Clare Fonda, who is playing the stern Daddy in this scene, teaching the stunning vixen and “naughty daughter” Alexis Grace a good, steamy-hot, old-fashioned lesson — OTK-style. Geezus what a pic series/one of my faves. . .Uh huh.

Whoa…..Ah yes, almost forgot this splendid daisy dukes image featuring the incorrigible minx Brynn Tyler receiving some behavior modification from her stern Mom, played wonderfully by the inimitable Clare Fonda.

“Now wait, can’t I just get a time-out??”

MORE NEWS FROM CLARE FONDA: Be sure to perv over and check out some more spanking galleries of the yumtastic Alexis Grace receiving some parental discipline for being caught smoking Here [love those panties!] and over Here, the last of which includes some mouth-soaping action, for those so inclined.

In other cherry red, hot-off-the-press news from Clare Fonda, we have the unstoppable Amber Pixie Wells spanked by Ariel X; the too-cute to spank(?) Lindsay Meyers; a new never-been-spanked lass by the name of Nena in a sizzling scene with Nikki Rouge; a wonderful hairbrush scene featuring Lana and 2 new beauties; Clare Fonda herself getting disciplined by Miss Chris and brought to tears; male brat Kade getting punished by the bodacious bubble-butted Mary JaneStay tuned for more news from Clare. . .

MORE JEAN SHORTS NEWS: Featured below, we have this excellent scene from the quite hot and brand new site Triple A Spanking, which stars site founder and chief perv John Osborne spanking, and I believe drooling uncontrollably over the sizzling bottom of Jasmine Lau.

Would you consider these "daisy duke" shorts ?

Truth be told, these shorts featured recently on the Triple A site simply must be shorter, with a dash of bare derriere on display, to thusly be officially deemed “daisy dukes.”  

In more jean shorts sightings news, we have another brand new site: the “amateur” spanking site called Marked Butts which features a gorgeous scene, with the spanker Kyle Johnson and an un-named stunner in tiny pink shorty-shorts:

Tiny pink shorts? Life is good.

Finally, I almost forgot to include this recent classic image [below] from Chelsea Pfeiffer’s Good Spanking site, featuring the awesome Ariel X just rockin’ those super snug shorts.  This is from a fantastic informative and instructional video by Chelsea called “How to Give a Good Spanking” — this is must-see TV and required viewing for all spankos.


P.S. I do think the greatest ever spanking/daisy duke image in the history of the world is this awe-inspiring photo featuring Chelsea Pfeiffer and Jade, which I believe won a “Cherry” award in years past.

P.S.S. If you are into pix of various models and porn starlets galavanting around in the skimpiest of shorts, I do have a small side project that is simply a repository of short-shorts smut called Daisy Dukes Report. You have been warned!


Repost in Honor of Sinn: Celebrity Guest Columnist Sinn Sage on the Art of Erotic Spanking

[Editorial Addendum: The following is a Cherry Red Repost in honor of adult/fetish/spanking superstar Sinn Sage, who is making major strides in her recovery from a serious head injury from snowboarding.

The latest is she is now breathing on her own, and talked on the phone with family. Woo! However, Sinn faces a very long arduous journey to full recovery.

I checked with Chelsea Pfeiffer on this, and we both thought it would be a cool to repost this guest column by Sinn [originally posted on this blog January 2009] as a tribute to her, and, well, to show how much we love Sinn and how much she rocks.

The bottomline is Sinn is one of the most amazing erotic spankees, and spankers, I have ever seen.

{The “Hope” posters are promo button/posters I made in honor of Sinn and to help promote SaveSinn. Feel free to repost them as you wish.}

Be sure to check out and sign her guestbook, donate if you can, and let’s all pray for her speedy recovery.

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[The following is a Cherry Red Repost. Article originally posted January 2009.]

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We are proud to present our first “Celebrity Guest Columnist” on The Cherry Red Report.:twisted:

The following are some wonderful tips and suggestions on erotic spanking written exclusively for this blog, and penned by a true expert on the topic, a spank sage, if you will: fetish model extraordinaire and lifelong spankosexual Sinn Sage of SpankSinn fame.

Folks, I suggest you take notes. You know I am.

If you haven’t seen the X-rated SpankSinn, a relatively new site, prepare yourself for a new level of hard searing spanking and REAL explicit erotic hotness, cherry-red steaming asses and provocative pussy play, taken to a delicious Continue reading “Repost in Honor of Sinn: Celebrity Guest Columnist Sinn Sage on the Art of Erotic Spanking”

Got Sinn?

We have a lot of news from the West Coast and the land of the unstoppable Chelsea Pfeiffer, of Good Spanking fame, who is feverishly working and slaving away in her erotic spank-lab on several new spanktacular sites and kinky projects.

These include a collaborative F/f site with sizzling spankee Sinn [pictured here]. The Sinn site is on target for a possible mid-summer launch. Other projects include a site featuring the strikingly spankable Carolyn Reese.

CRR chatted briefly with Chelsea on all things Sinn, spanking, and some sports talk, too.

As you are a Los Angeles Laker fan, what are your thoughts on a possible spectacular match-up of the Lakers vs. Boston Celtics in the NBA Finals, harkening back to the epic battles of the 80’s?

Well, Lakers put away Devner in a neat sweep and Boston is looking like they’re going to take their series to 7. The way they’re playing right now I’d say anything and everything, including championship rings for our boys, is possible. Go Lakers!! BTW, Larry [Chelsea’s husband and master spanko photographer] says Lakers in 6.

If the Boston Celtics could actually win just ONE play-off game on the road, I’d be happy. And now back to our regular scheduled interview. How is the site with Sinn going?

The shoots we’ve had have been so awesome. She really has a vision for her site, which is refreshing. I’m so happy with her idea of how things should look and the mood as well.

What is it like having Sinn’s bottom squirming over your seasoned lap?

Continue reading “Got Sinn?”

The Return of Meow

Welcome back, Ms. Mina Meow.

Oh happy day! Simply jolly good news to blog about. It’s always a pleasure to see a lovely spanking model triumphantly return to the spanko scene.

When we last heard from “Lil Meow” and her perky, petite posterior, she was deliciously squirming across the seasoned lap of Dallas, of Dallas Spanks Hard fame, in a steamy, over-the-knee butt tanning video from several years ago.

But the Meow is back.

And better and naughtier than ever.

Now known as “Mina Meow,” Ms. Meow has been featured in three bottom-sizzling videos on Chelsea Pfeiffer’s Good Spanking web site, with more in the pipeline.

Perhaps Meow could do a video with “Kitty” of Real Life Spankings? That would be, errm, well, pawsitively purfect.

The news on Mina Meow reminds this blogger of the exciting return of Francesca Le [The Triumphant Return of Francesca Le] and also the comeback of Cherry [The Cherrylicious Return of Cherry].

You can take the player away from the game, but you can’t take the game away from the spanko.

Chelsea Pfeiffer offered The Cherry Red Report the inside scoop on Mina Meow:

“I think she’s an amazing woman. I’m always astounded at how small she is, although she does have a very bouncy little tushy. She’s very petite and sweetly submissive, but don’t let that fool you. She’s a little toughie.

“By the end of the ‘Chelsea Spanks’ sessions, she was taking my largest paddle on her tiny bum, no problem. I’m a small boned woman and my hand covers an entire bottom cheek for her. And, okay, I’m going to brag. As much as she can take a spanking, she insists that even by hand alone, I’m a hard spanker. Not as hard as Dallas, of course, but hard nonetheless.

“Oh and she got her name from friends because she loves cats and makes little cats sounds as she putters about the house doing her daily chores. Very cute! Especially to someone like me, who is also a cat lover. (I have four cats.)”

Must be Cheleas Pfeiffer’s experienced and magnetic lap that magically draws these yummy models from retirement and obscurity and back into the cherry red spanko zone.

God love ya Chelsea!

The Cherrylicious Return of Cherry

She’s back and as naughty as she wants to be at GoodSpanking….so I just had to get my blog on. . . . .

The rumors are true. This just in: Cherry’s back.

Cherry, pictured above in an older photo (really cute pink panties, I must say) with the always beautiful and intriguing Chelsea Pfeiffer, makes her triumphant return to the spanking scene and Chelsea’s seasoned lap at GoodSpanking. From the entire staff at The Cherry Red Report, and dare I say, spankosexuals worldwide, WELCOME BACK CHERRY!

Editor’s Note: Hot photo somewhat unrelated to the topic of this post:

Chelsea de-duking Carolyn Reese and her skimpy daisy dukes from a recent Good Spanking video. Captions by CRR. On a side note, for more asstastic denim, click on over to my thrilling sister site, The Daisy Dukes Report.

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It’s always wonderful to see some skimpy short-shorts being warmed up by the unstoppable Chelsea Pfeiffer, who runs an amazingly delicious F/f website called GoodSpanking, showing how sexy good, hot and very firm spankings can be. Chelsea also has a great sense of humor and has heaps of fun with our fetish.

Chelsea’s been on a roll as of late.

Submitted for your consideration:

Exhibit A: She coaxes the stunning Francesa Le (in recent pic below) out of retirement (see full report, or shrine, in this titillating post here: The Triumphant Return of Francesca Le

Francesca Le getting her exquisite diaphanous panties warmed by Carolyn Reese, after getting her impossibly tighttt jeans spanked. Love it.

Exhibit B: Now The Report has received word the spankalicious and sexy spankee Cherry is also coming out of retirement to in order to give her bodacious bubble-bottom some long overdue OTK action at GoodSpanking, with the first videos having Ms. Cherry clad in a cheering outfit (!) and also skimpy shorts (!), no less. Goodness!

Bring It On. Cherry getting her cheer on. Go. Team. Go.

According to Chelsea Pfeiffer, a little creative re-writing was in order:

“She showed up a little more tattooed than she’d been before and so our cheerleader scenario was quickly re-written to be about a cheerleader who turns up for fall practice after spending her summer in a tattoo parlor.”

Pardon the awful pun, but sounds as if Cherry’s posterior at GoodSpanking will be the only thing being tattooed….by Chelsea…..

Perv on over here and feed your fetish for more cherry-red goodness:
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p.s. Cherry has also worked with Clare Fonda in the past in some very hot F/f scenarios. Cherry is pictured below in a classic pic from Clare’s Sweeties site:

10 Questions with Chelsea Pfeiffer

Chelsea Pfeiffer

The second exciting installment of The Cherry Red Report’s short and snappy “10 Questions With….” features a true stalwart of the spanking scene, the legendary Chelsea Pfeiffer who runs two very fine spanking sites: GoodSpanking and CP Entertainment. Chelsea focuses her seasoned spanking skills on highly erotic, very hot F/f spankings.

Thank you Chelsea for taking the time to chat with CRR!

Would you rather spank a sassy schoolgirl? or naughty cheerleader?
Naughty cheerleader. I like the peppy type. Did a great one with Pixie for

What’s the difference between a tanning, a licking, and a hiding?
Funny question. What the heck is a hiding?Feverish? Oral Temp or…?
Anal, of course.

Is a wet, purring kitten over your knee ok?
If a girl likes it and purrs that’s totally cool with me!

Do you prefer to start a hot spanking over snug bikinis? or skimpy thongs?
Snug bikinis are my personal preference.

Firm Hairbrush? or firm hand?
Both! Start with the hand and move on to the hairbrush. My typical style.
Naughty daughter? or bratty babysitter?

Which female celebrity would you want to have otk?
I think poor Britney Spears is in desperate need of a good spanking. She’s simply crying out for the attention.

Should spankings start over tight jeans? or panties?
Tight jeans, then panties. If you’ve got ’em in tight jeans, take advantage ’cause it’ll make a lot of guys out there really, really happy.

Blushing pink? or fire engine red?
Fire engine red, if she’ll let you go there. Lately, I get more of that then the pink. Although when I spanked Krissy for my Chelsea Spanks series, the woman was such an experienced and hard player she would only turn pink. I even blistered her, but she still remained only pink!

Bonus—–>Red Sox? or Yankees?
Wrong on both – Dodgers! I’m in L.A. but really I’m a Lakers girl. Basketball is my favorite.

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