Get Your Blog On: The Spank Statement

(“Get Your Blog On” is a periodic feature highlighting notable, often criminally underread, blogs in the spankosphere.)

The Spank Statement, lovingly and tirelessly written by Valdor, who is the Perez Hilton of the spanko set, is one of the funkiest, hippest celeb-obsessed blogs I’ve seen, laced with liberal doses of humor as well.

If you dig spanking in pop culture, cinema, celebrity tidbits, recent TV swats, literary spanking delights and lots more, this eclectic blog is for you. If there was a People Magazine or Entertainment Weekly for spankosexuals, Valdor would make a fine Editor-in-Chief.

Wonderfully designed, it’s a joy to read and peruse.

Check it out if you haven’t seen it, and leave some comments if you do.

The Cherry Red Report asked Valdor how he got into this whole spanko celeb gossip blog thing, and where and how he gets his ideas — and inspiration — for The Spank Statement:

“When I started The Spank Statement, I didn’t have any incoming links, and I thought the best way to build up a readership was to update regularly if possible.

Once I got onto a roll, I got more and more into it, and just kept going I guess. I constantly feel on the edge of having nothing left to write about, but then something crops up… that’s the beauty of our subject.

There’s no great secrets behind it, but I do use news feed-readers a lot. Not feeds related to spanking so much but general news, showbusiness and media websites.

They’re an incredibly time-efficient way of taking in a lot of information, and most evenings I scan my Bloglines feeds, and as often as not a potential story jumps out of the computer screen at me!

The rest is just further research, and then the hard work of actually writing it up (with a generous pinch of help from Doctor Google and his Amazing Image Collection!) It’s not rocket science, but you do have to really love spanking! That’s what motivates me really.”

Get Your Blog On: The Little Red Schoolhouse

This is the debut of a new feature on The Cherry Red Report that is long overdue, Get Your Blog On, where we try to highlight some fine spanking blogs that are worthy of your attention — and comments. Some may already be on your link lists while others you may never have heard of.

The Little Red Schoolhouse is a wonderfully written blog by Abby, who offers thoughtful and thought-provoking and often humorous insights and essays on a wide range of issues related to our complex and erotic fetish.

Here’s an excerpt from a recent post:
“Sometimes during sex I see images in my eyelids. Most recently it was a mosaic of turquoise, rippling like stained glass under water. For a time it was a bare cherry tree, Japanese brush strokes stark against an expanse of white. When I was younger, I saw a ship with golden sails, distant against a gray horizon. I was often overcome with the beauty of the visions, but I never lost my place, my rhythm, or my partner. I’ve never been overcome with the occurences inside my own eyes.

“During a spanking, I see the swing of my husband’s arm in the corner of my eye. I see the rumpled tan of the comforter on bed, the speckled plaster on the library walls, the grain in the wood of the desk.

“If I’m bent over, wrists to ankles and hair in my eyes, I see glimpses of my bare toes curled or my reflection in the patent leather of my Mary Janes. I may see tears gather on the hardwood floor. I am present, whether I am counting or squirming or stamping my foot in defiance. I am anxiously awaiting that one stroke that takes me from wanton to weeping. I wouldn’t miss that moment for anything. . . .”

In addition, some brief glimpses of her exquisite fiction on her eclectic blog leave me completely intrigued…and hoping to read more naughty tales of sizzling and squirming posteriors.

Hope you can surf on over, sift through her top-notch blog posts and excellent archives. You can subscribe via email to this blog, which I highly recommend. If you visit, don’t forget to leave some comments. Enjoy!

(Please stay tuned for more “Get Your Blog On” blog spotlights in the new year…)

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