The First Annual “Cherry Red Report Holiday Buyer’s Guide: Spanking Implements”

The amazing Amelia Jane Rutherford, in a recent photo from Good Spanking, displaying some classic spanking tools of the trade.

We all know there are so many bottoms. And yet, so little time.

Be that as it may, there are many spanking toys, and various devious devices of derriere discipline to choose from, collect, savor and utilize on your favorite miscreant.

But is your toybox or dresser drawer looking a wee bit empty these days? Don’t get depressed about it. We are here to help.

[Editorial Note: In full disclosure, this Blogger only has a very fine exotic wood “Conair” hairbrush from Target (highly recommended however) in our collection, but we hope to expand that soon with some items included in this blog post.]

A custom “Brat” paddle from Paddle Master Pro gets tested out on Clare Fonda’s Girl Spanks Girl.

In that spirit, we are posting the first ever “Cherry Red Report Holiday Buyer’s Guide” focused on 6 excellent spanko retailers. Certainly this is not an exhaustive guide, and we have purposefully left out the mega online retailers, in order to help promote some of these smaller companies.

Amber of SpankAmber fame gets a dose of old-fashioned behavior modification, and a cherry red backside, courtesy of a hairbrush-style paddle from Rosy Bottom. One of my fav photos.

We hope this helps you navigate through the maze of purveyors of perverted punishment providers. I did not give these gorgeous toys a real-world test on a naughty hottie [not yet at least], so this post is a general overview.

[EDITORIAL NOTE: If you are a spanko retailer and would like to be included in future Cherry Red “Buyer’s Guides,” please send me an email and I will check your site out.]

Please feel free to leave a comment and let us know what some of your favorite spanking toys and retailers are! Don’t be shy folks. I won’t bite and like all bloggers, I love comments 🙂

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Paddle Master Pro

This fine retailer specializes in unique, colorful, washable, and possibly indestructible paddles in 13 different styles (including glow-in-the-dark), offered in a funky assortment of colors, providing what they say are “simply the best in flexible, lightweight paddling implements and

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Hairbrush Discovery at Target

I love shopping at Target. I know not why. As I typically hate shopping. But there is something about Target that soothes the soul. Perhaps they pump some kind of relaxant into the air?

Perhaps it was the beautiful Conair “Naturals” hairbrush I recently stumbled upon at Target and immediately purchased, while marvelling at its low-cost and rich wood. It is a lovely deep wood with boar bristles. The brush is a perfect flat-backed oval number, made of exotic Pagoda wood and reasonably priced at about $20.

It’s the finest brush I have seen, short of taking out a loan to acquire an overpriced Mason & Pearson brush from the UK. However, I have yet to test this Conair model on a naughty hottie over my lap–any volunteers? 🙂

There is something terribly exciting about the hairbrush — to me, it symbolizes the entire spanking fetish. It’s an icon of our kink. And there was something amazingly exciting that day about buying a spanking implement at Target — a regular shopping excursion suddenly turned hot and erotic. It’s interesting that a common domestic object is so wonderfully and delightfully ‘pervertable.’ Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but a hairbrush….is never just a hairbrush.

Considering that I am a bit thin on my dome, and there is no reason why I would ever buy a brush, I wonder if the cute cashier had any inkling about my purchase that day.

Cherry Red Spanking Implement Update

There’s a relatively new player on the scene, an intriguing company called Cane-iac, which makes all sorts of naughty spanking toys, including custom paddles with snazzy graphics — even a custom one for this blogger.

Some of their bottom-sizzling products feature the delightful erotic artistry of artist, blogger and writer Patty.

Patty told CRR: “I have a whole collection of their canes, and their nifty little otk slip on palm protector paddle is diabolical. Their quality is exceptional and their mission is high quality at affordable prices.”

Retro-fueled and vintage-inspired Rosy Bottom continues to impress and delight with fun, whimsical yet practical products for 2008, including this cherry-themed set. Their gift packages are perfect for that special sub, or Top, in your life. (New hairbrush designs are in the pipeline as well.)

According to the site: “I love cherries! Don’t we all? This pretty hand painted bucket comes filled with our most popular Spanking Spatula, a Square Spatula and Wooden Spoon. These are great implements for spanking and are made of a hard wood that is 1/4″ thick. They come either decorated in roses or plain. They are sure to leave a very Rosy Bottom….”

The London Tanners makes top-of-the-line, hand-crafted leather straps and other spanking implements of all styles with a massive selection. One of their latest products is this flogger/strap/whippy-type implement pictured below.

Ian informed CRR with the latest news from The London Tanners:

“I am very excited to announce two new members of The London Tanners team. Firstly we are really pleased to have one of the worlds top spanking models Bailey, of Spanking Bailey fame, join us as our official spokesmodel and customer service liaison.

“Secondly we have taken on an apprentice to both help make and learn the craft of making leather disciplinary instruments his name is Tyler a young man in his twenties who is proving very talented with his hands and a fast learner.

“We are working on a couple of new items for 2008 including a copy of a Belgium piece which is a double 3 tailed tawse type flail/slapper, also a very fine tapered strap we have affectionately named the Rats Tail. Both of these will be especially liked by Lady tops as well as their male counterparts because of their slim shaped handles.”

p.s. Do you make spanking toys and naughty implements, or have suggestions for other companies to feature? Email CRR, attn: Division of Spanko Implement Research, with your product info and we’ll try to include you in the next ‘implement update.’

Rosy Bottom Vintage

Wonderful vintage-style image from one of my favorite sites, Rosy Bottom, purveyors of funky and retro and whimsical, yet practical, spanko implements and toys and other naughty stuff. They cleverly added some dialogue and photoshopped one of Rosy’s delightful vintage-inspired hairbrushes into the vintage illo.

Check out a past Cherry Red post on this company with lots more pix, and an interview with the founder of the company here:
The Cherry Red Report: Happiness Is A Rosy Bottom
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