CRR Bolsters Staff; Promotes Kari Sweets and Dakota

Dakota examines some WordPress code.We are pleased to announce some exciting staff news.

The Cherry Red Report has promoted Dakota South (pictured left), who will head up “WordPress Database Design & Development” responsibilities at the blog, and is no stranger to a cherry-reddened backside.

In addition, Kari Sweets (pictured below) will take on the new position of “Behavior Modification Researcher.”

[I also will be announcing a “Dept. of Daisy Dukes Research” position shortly to assist at The Daisy Dukes Report.]

Kari Sweets at the CRR headquarters.

“Dave clearly needs serious help with WordPress coding, as he has not a clue. Earth to Dave–anyone home?” said Dakota South in a statement to the blogosphere. “His SQL database is all mucked up and the PHP template is not xHTML compliant. Duh!”

[In addition, we are now looking to hire an “Assministrator” to assist with general office tasks. Inquire within. The Cherry Red Report is a certified EODE: Equal Opportunity Disciplinarian and Employer. Office attire is business casual, i.e. plaid and tartan skirts, skin tight jeans, daisy dukes, knee socks, etc.]

“I’m happy to be a part of this team, though I’ve spent far more time sleeping on my tummy than I had previously thought possible,” said Kari Sweets in a statement, while rubbing her perky backside and skimming “WordPress For Newbies.”

“I’ve learned a lot from Dave about…errm….well, his firm hand, naturally, and also things like, you know, diligence, responsibility and old-fashioned, firm but fair discipline. But I’m psyched to help this blog grow and expand. Even if I get spanked when I need it.”

Kari also adds a lot of color to the blog.


Hello. How is everyone this fine evening? Well, my dagnabit ‘free’ image hosting server (maybe a ‘free’ image hosting server is not the greatest idea) keeps switching servers in order to apparently upgrade services, and many of my spanktastic images keep evaporating into the ether. (fortunately, I have most backed-up on disc…..which is kept at a vault at an undisclosed location.)

I’m getting emails such as: “Hello from you image hoster! We are changing servers in 1 hour and 38 minutes! Please back up all your images even if you are getting this email at your office and have to work! Tell your boss you have a meeting with your parole office or dentist appt. or whatever. So in case we screw up the whole thing and we lose all your stuff! Thanks for your patience!”

(By the way, if anyone has advice/suggestions/recommendations for more reliable image hosting companies, I’m all ears….)

Thusly, I need some cheering up, especially in light of talk of a possible recession; the ongoing writer’s strike; chaos in Kenya, Pakistan; chaos with Britney Spears; Mitt Romney.
Capital idea.
Jolly good.

Who better than Kari Sweets and one of my fav pix of this spankable spoiled hottie playing some footsie with her blue lacey undergarments. Good Lord it’s a thong! (Gasp!) Spanko’s seem quite anti-thong btw. Anyhow, her girl-next-door image may be fleeting, as Ms. Sweets is now gracing the cover of some more spicey mags. *sigh*


For More on Kari Sweets, point your browser here, or at least to the empty space, as that image just apparently evaporated:

I Heart Kari Sweets

Kari Sweets.
Daisy Dukes.
Any questions?

Y’all are gonna’ be seeing more spanktastic hotties and daisy dukes and other inspirational images such as the above on The Cherry Red Report, as my other daisy dukes blog went to blog heaven.

In addition, the editorial staff here at CRR thought we should branch out a bit into the world of spankables.

Thusly, this may be my favest short-shorts image set of all time. So I guess it’s all downhill from here folks. . .

So what is Ms. Sweets up to wandering around this farmland in skimpy shorts?

Perhaps another naughty cowgirl who has not been doing her chores?…..Your thoughts?

More Kari Sweets images here:
Kari Sweets Yumtastic Tight Jeans Shorts Gallery

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For more about Ms. Sweets, perv on over here:

Spanko-Sexualizing The World

I just love “spanko-sexualizing” (I think I just coined a new word?) just about everything, including teasingly hot photos of sizzling hotties. My pervy brain always imagines some kind of erotically-charged tanning-toasting undercurrent among these types of photos. Especially when a thong-clad ass and a sudsy car cleansing is involved. Schwing. (click on pix for a closer view.)

If anyone would like to add in their own captions, that would be fab.

In addition to the legendary Kari Sweets at the top of this post, this beauty is Dawn Avril who has the cutest rebellious, naughty pout I’ve seen in recent memory — and who appears to be overdue for a little bit of butt-bongo.

Regarding Ms. Avril’s choice of skimpy underwear, I do know there are some thong haters in the house, at least according to the last thrilling survey I did on panties and spanking (The Cherry Red Report: Thongs vs. Bikini Panties: The Debate Rages On!), but don’t hate the player. Hate the game.

I have no probs with butt-floss.

Anyway, it’s obvious we see spanko everywhere, as many bloggers have already blogged about. That’s cool though, especially in light of a recent scientific survey (no joke) from Australia that says spanko’s are generally in a happier state of mind. Woo hoo! (More on this intriguing news story here: Bare Bottom Blog: Study finds Spankos are happier.

Now if only I had someone to play with! *sigh* My lap runneth empty. But that’s for another blog post.

So what’s next for us spankosexuals?
I say: World Domination.

p.s. As you can see, I do really dig pervy, squirmy… caring but ever old-fashioned Daddy and fresh, naughty daughter, spoiled teenagers, and various other spanking scenarios.

CRR Hires New Staffer: Kari Sweets

Kari posing with an ancient relic in the CRR offices, something called a “typewriter” (?)

The Cherry Red Report has bolstered its editorial team with the addition of Kari Sweets, who will be assisting with general assminstrative tasks, reader/email blog-correspondence, HTML template maintenance, as well as working in the implement testing lab. Welcome Kari!

“Well, I am quite delighted to be joining a growing team, covering such a libidinous topic,” said Ms. Sweets. “The blogosphere is an exciting frontier in cyberspace, and I am confident I will be an invaluable asset to the team at CRR — and also The Daisy Dukes Report.”

“Wait till you see my collection of daisy dukes…”

For more on Kari:

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