SpankoNormal Activity: Movie Parody; And CherryRed News

[Movie poster parody of “Paranormal Activity” that I threw together, just for fun.]

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Alexis Grace gets her daisy dukes-clad bottom cherry reddended...

You know, it’s tough, but, well, I can’t decide which is Clare Fonda’s best otk spanko short-shorts scene among this tushy tanning triumvirate: this classic with Alexis Grace or the lovely Brynn Tyler one or the recent Shay Golden masterwork. Will be doing more assministrative analysis on this.

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What sparked the demise of the long since defunct sex + spanking outfit Far East Media? [Yummy screenshot above is from this wicked hot vid starring adult starlet Kittie.] Well, fortunately, the cherry redness lives on — you can watch 22 of their vids of epic hawtness on their Far East Media studio page at CherryRedMovies. I do wonder, for example, what Brandy is up to nowadays. . .

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Attention! You’re in the army now, young lady! Very cool update from SIU: Pandora Blake and Amelia Jane Rutherford play 2 new military recruits….

….who learn a few valuable lessons about military discipline on Spanked in Uniform.

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BadTushy hits a homerun with this “caught texting in class” scenario….

…in which a young miscreant ignores her teacher’s warnings and foolishly texts her boyfriend in the middle of class. When your teacher is the legendary hard spanker known as Ms. Law, you know your in for some serious discipline. Watch the full vid at BadTushy.

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Whoa. Look at those shorty-shorts…hawtness. Adult film star Tara Lynn Foxx gets some much-needed over the knee attention…..

….from the legendary Chelsea Pfeiffer on her delicious site GoodSpanking. [You can also watch heaps of Chelsea Pfeiffer red-ass spanko action On-Demand here at CherryRedMovies.]

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I have not visited Asian discipline site CutieSpankee in quite a bit and that’s an….

…and oversight on my part, as the site has some luscious vids and free samples, and I find the cherry red imagery at CutieSpankee quite spanktastic. Especially the image above.

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The combination of a good paddling and skin tightttt jeans, you see, always gets my attention. On Firm Hand Spanking, the strikingly gorgeous redhead Alison Miller [Check out a Feb 2010 interview with Alison Miller] continues to bedazzle…

…and her pouty attitude sparks cherry reddening, and gorgeous posterior gets punished, paddled and spanked in every way imaginable.

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Continuing my current Rosaleen Young obsession, check out Scene 3 of “Cheaters,” which is now playing at CherryRedMovies. Ros Young plays, what else is new, a luscious spankable brat…

Brat Zombies: Coming Soon To a Theatre Near You

Have a great Memorial Day Weekend everyone! And thanks for all the awesome comments in the previous caption contest [set a new comment record…woot!]–a winner shall hereby be announced post haste.

Above is a movie poster by the Cherry Red Graphic Design Squad, as what I really want to do is direct spanky films and summer is a great time for thriller/horror blockbusters. Errm so who wants to star in “Night of the Living Brats” ? Anyone? Gonna’ need quite a large cast of bratty undead zombies. . . .

Source Photo: The source image for the movie poster above is a screenshot I captured from CherryRedMovies, which was taken from the steamy spanko film Finishing School Discipline. [Another screen grab I’m in love with from the film is directly above.]

Perv over to especially scenes 4, 5 and 6, which are must-see viewing. One of the yummiest spankees I have seen in recent memory****

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Addendum: If there ever is an actual outbreak of brat zombies from hell, below is a mock-up of a survival kit I’m working on in my lab. While your chance of surviving an outbreak might be slim, I think this might boost your chances of making it out alive. [I also created last year a Spanking Threat Level Advisory system, which I think will be useful as well.]

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IN OTHER NEWS: To celebrate their 1,000th video, longtime producer Firm Hand Spanking has hired 6 new gorgeous spankee’s. Holla’ ! Click below for lots of free preview vids.

Though my favorite recent update from Firm Hand is the Alison Miller scene in which she’s clad in mouth-watering skin tightttt denim jeans gettin’ the paddle. Makes me dizzy…..Click Here for a recent interview with the amazing Ms. Miller.]

alison miller paddled in skin tight jeans

The Terminator: Rise of the Spankos

The Terminator: Rise of the Spankos

Anyone seen the latest butt-kicking Terminator blockbuster starring Christian Bale and Clare Fonda?

Let me tell you, Clare Fonda kicks serious cherry red ass in her role as the last remaining spanko on Earth, attempting to survive against the crushing power of the ubiquitous “machines” !

But will the devious digital devices rule the kingdom, or will the ass-sizzling spankos inherit the Earth — and what is left of it?!?!  Run…don’t walk to your nearest theater.

[This has been a movie poster parody exclusively created by the pervy mind of Dave at CherryRedReport.]

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Image of Clare Fonda used with kind permission of Clare Fonda Enterprises.

Cheerleaders Gone Bad

Movie promo poster designed by Dave and the in-house Graphics Dept. at The Cherry Red Report.

Continuing the cheerleaders-gone-bad theme of the previous post, I am currently in negotiations to finalize the screenplay and direct a made-for-TV movie, “When Cheerleaders Attack,” a thriller featuring the beautiful, and ever strict, Chelsea Pfeiffer, and the always spankable Ms. Cherry, both of GoodSpanking fame.

My producer is working with the legendary hip-hop producer “DJ Bumz” on the original motion picture soundtrack, featuring some heavy funk and old-school hip-hop, including the classic club-banger, “Get Ya’ Spank On.”

Essentially, this movie is a cross between “Bring it On,” “Die Hard” and “28 Days Later.” Needless to say, it’s not for the faint of heart.

Source image for movie poster kind courtesy of:

Movie Poster Mania

Casting is starting shortly for three new movies that Cherry Red Enterprises is producing. Quentin Spankantino (of “Honey, I Shrunk the Hairbrush” fame) will be helming the director’s chair for all three.

(For more movie posters, surf on over to this older Cherry Red Report post: The Cherry Red Report: I’ve Always Wanted To Direct. Really)

The top draft of a promo poster is from a tummy-tingling horror movie, “Dr. Spankenstein,” involving a mad scientist with an obsessive bottom fetish, currently in development
(image courtesy of Bad Tushy)….

…the next poster above is from an espionage thriller featuring a double agent who masquerades as a deadly spy for the KGB by pretending to be a StepMom (image credit: unknown)…..

…and lastly featured below, an epic called “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Tushy,” a period piece shot in the Far East with a cast of thousands and lots of unreadable subtitles (image credit: possibly Cutie Spankee).

Here’s the blog reader participation part: if you could direct a “mainstream” spanking movie, what would it be about and what would it be called? Feel free to leave a comment — it’s fun and painless. 🙂

I’ve Always Wanted To Direct. Really.

Movies I’d love see, or ideas for movies I’d love to direct.

Or at least have a walk-on role.

Or a cameo.

OK, OK, I’ll even hold up cue cards….

I do love movie posters, especially the vintage stuff. And you may not be aware of the fact that this blogger was a film minor in college, over-analyzing to death, frame by frame, millisecond by millisecond, vintage noir movie classics.

Be that as it may, my cinematic career alas has yet to go much further than Blockbuster Video.

Hopefully these fun images created by the graphic design staff at CRR will help heat up your summer movie enjoyment.

(Image Credits Courtesy of: SpankAmber, BadTushy, Chelsea Pfeiffer, Next Door Nikki, SpankHut, Brazil photo from SpankingOnline, The Spanking Couple, Lightspeed Sorority, Image from mid-90’s spanking magazine, possibly ‘Spank Hard.’)

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