The Paddle Of The Year Award

The Cherry Red Report’s first-ever “Paddle of the Year” Award goes to this cute-as-heck little stinger from Ruff Doggie Styles, an intriguing company whose Ruff-tastic creativity knows no bounds when it comes to “fun, feisty and fashionable” adult toys.

It’s the kind of paddle you will want to take home with you and tuck it into bed.

You may be thinking this paddle bearly has any bite; be that as it may, CRR’s “Field Research Implement & Toy Tester Team” begs to differ, though the team has yet to issue a complete and thorough analysis on this item, which shall be forthcoming.

From coffin-shaped (we kid you not) paddles for the morbid at heart, to slappers shaped like a teacher’s apple for those with an educational fetish, Ruff Doggie seemingly has something for every spankosexual.

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