Six Fresh Flaming Fannies Forthcoming From Firm Hand

In the midst of the global economic maelstrom, many companies are announcing long-feared hiring freezes, massive layoffs and cutbacks. But Firm Hand Spanking will have none of it. None of it whatsoever!

Firm Hand has announced they have secured the services of six new spankable naughties that have never been seen on any other website — with more new models in the pipeline — with the first new model, red-headed beauty Allison Miller (pictured above), debuting November 7.

Do scoot over to their refurbished website, which now offers an array of sample videos for your viewing, and teasing, pleasure.

On a side, totally random note, Firm Hand’s most popular models would make one heck of a spanktastic law firm: Woodley, Whitaker, Rutherford, and McGowen. Has a nice flow to it, no?

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Firm Hand released the following statement:

Firm Hand has been busy recruiting a bevy of brand new spanking talent, and persuading them to shoot for 10 days straight.

Says Firm Hand’s Melissa Canning: “None of these girls has shot for a spanking site before, they’re exclusive to us, so we got some great action and even better reactions.”

Director Samantha Woodley gives her hot new talent vote to Alison Miller, a flame-haired Lindsay Lohan lookalike with an attitude to match and a bubble butt made for spanking. “She’s going to be totally popular with spanking fans.”

Samantha’s favorite is Michaela McGowen spanking Justine Adams: “They’re simply stunning together!” But the endurance award goes to lovely Cindy Wallace, who topped five of the six newbies and came out smiling.

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ADDENDUM:

For those looking for some awesome, earlier footage of famous Firm Hand models such as Samantha Woodley and Amelia Jane Rutherford, check out these two quite yummy ‘n’ hot videos [originally shot for Strictly English], now available in pay-per-minute format.

One is a classic schoolgirl shoot called “Samantha Woodley: An Exemplary Student” and the other is a documentary-style production, featuring a screen test, fascinating interview and some good, hot spankings, simply called “Amelia Jane Rutherford, Volume 1.”

Click on the links for preview stills and more info, and free 15 minutes to check ’em out and give this on-demand, per-per-minute theatre a a try. Would love to know what you think.

Samantha Woodley is Engaged; Dave’s Hopes Dashed

As initially reported on Shadow Lane, and subsequently on Spreview, one of the true sweethearts and beauties in the spanking world, Samantha Woodley, “America’s Spanking Sweetheart” of Firm Hand Spanking fame, is engaged! Congratulations!!

The blessed man is the ever classy Lance del Toro (is that a movie star name or what), who has displayed his seasoned disciplinary hand in red-bottom themed films for spanking powerhouse Shadow Lane — and has starred in films with Ms. Woodley. [see below.]

From all of us here at The Cherry Red Report, we wish you and Lance all the very best and tons of happiness….and happily glowing bottoms.

I was thinking it might help the cause if I too had a cool, movie star inspired name. Thusly, I am thinking about changing my name to a snazzier one. Let’s see here…errm…….ok how about “Olivier de la Spanka,” which has both an international flair and a romantic, kinky ring to it. Wish me luck.

That’s all for now,
Olivier de la Spanka

Pictured Below: The beguiling Samantha Woodley and delightfully stern Lance Del Toro in a simply gorgeous publicity still from Shadow Lane’s “Sting Operation, Part 2.” This is a match made in spanking heaven.

Spanko Monthly: The Magazine


For no apparent logical reason, I was recently pondering the fact that spankos really need their own national magazine. Don’t you think?

And not just because we are taking over the world–you already knew that. But also because spanko’s need a unified voice to express their spankosity.

Something on the level of, I dunno, The New Yorker, but for spankosexuals. A magazine that is dignified. Yet erotic. Crisply written. Informative and entertaining.

Ah yes, I miss the days when I received Shadow Lane’s magazine via post — a thrilling quarterly compendium of naughtyness.

Here’s how I imagine the debut cover of, say, “Spanko Monthly” might look…. just would remove the MAXIM masthead obviously and replace with “The Cherry Red Review” or “Bottoms Today” or ….?


Samantha Woodley, of Firm Hand Spanking fame.

There is something affirming..is that word? self-affirming? about receiving a published posterior-focused periodical on one’s most personal of intimacies — a fetish. Blog’s are great, but they are so ephemeral, billions of pixels of flittering about the screen, new blogs popping up daily like daisies in the wilderness, in this brave new cyberworld of instantaneous, plug-and-play, point-and-click publishing.

On that note, the lack of readily available published spanking fiction and essays is another issue — clearly, we need more Spanko’s in the book publishing biz. (or start my own company, even better.)

Beautiful Samantha Woodley image courtesy of:


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