Celebrity Guest Columnist Kayla Quinn: Top 10 Celebs She’d Love to Spank…and Why!

Kayla QuinnWe are honored and delighted to feature a a special celebrity guest columnist this week: the unstoppable adult film and fetish star, and also mainstream movie/TV actor, Kayla Quinn.

You may know her perhaps as the seasoned spanko “Ms. Law” on the spanking site Bad Tushy, and Kayla was interviewed recently on this blog HERE.  A fascinating person indeed: she’s served in the Air Force; conquered cancer twice; cooks from scratch; loves beating butts; and lots more coolness.

Ms. Quinn reveals the Top 10 celebrities she’d love to spank some sense into–and why. [Editorial Note: No Britney??!] As a celeb herself, Kayla is no stranger to the crazy Hollywood culture…..and knows her way around a paddle and a flaming fanny.

Not shy about holding back her opinions on celeb pop culture, and one of the toughest no-nonsense butt-burners I have ever seen, Kayla is delightfully candid when dishing on celebs, has a funky, fun sense of humor — and sends me cool text messages.

:?: READERS FEEDBACK SECTION :?: What celebs would you want to spank, or see spanked??? I’m curious to hear your feedback on Kayla’s Top-10 list. Comments are welcome and encouraged as always! And THANK YOU to Kayla for taking the time out of your busy schedule to write this Top-10 list for the Cherry Red Report.

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Top 10 Celebs I’d Love to Spank…and Why

By Kayla Quinn

10. Seth MacFarlane – The brilliant mind that gave us Family Guy just needs a swatting for giving a spin-off to a tertiary character…haven’t heard?  Yes, The Clevelands starts this Fall.

9.  Madonna – Where to begin? You’re not British, drop the accent; you’re not Kate Moss, so eat a sandwich; you’re name isn’t Esther, enough with the Kabala strings you’ve got trend-followers wearing. You annoy me.  I liked you better when you were the pudgy, Jersey-looking trollop in the ‘80’s.

8.  Manny Ramirez – I’m sorry, I love the Dodgers, but…using steroids is bad enough, using girlie steroids, however…Manny just needs to be thrown OTK, wearing stockings and lip gloss and be beaten like the girlie man he is!  Was he trying to grow a man-gina?

7.  William Petersen – I have always had a thing for this actor, his character (Grissom) on CSI even shares my birthday, Aug. 18…but, that aside, he left CSI and stuck us with Laurence Fishburne.  Jump the shark, lately, CSI?

6.  Gordon Ramsay – I would lick the sweat from his bollocks.  My palm just itches to spank his round double-bubble.  Though I know he would correct me on my technique, tell me of a better way to swat, I am fairly certain, “You daft, fat cow!” would be uttered at some point by the former-rugby-player-turned-chef.

5.  Nathan Fillion – Purely sexual reasons on my part.  😉

4.  Angelina Jolie – You’re beautiful, talented, wealthy, odd enough to be intriguing but not so odd to be ostracized, yet you just HAD to make a play for Brad Pitt while he was still married?!  *sigh*

3.  Jennifer Aniston – God forbid I start another “I want what she has now”spat between Anniston and Jolie!

2.  Mehcad Brooks – “Eggs” from HBO’s True Blood has GOT to have one of the nicest asses on television!  I need to leave ‘my mark’ on it!  Time to tear it up, guys and gals, time to tear it up.

1.  Paris Hilton – Her parents, obviously, never did.  Nothing would be more gratifying then throwing her pampered, snotty princess over my knee, ripping her lace panties down and pummeling her skinny ass until it purples beneath my hand!

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To see Kayla Quinn spanking some ripe double-bubble butts, perv on over to BadTushy.

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And the BadTushy Caption Contest Winner Is. . .

Vital signs are good. OK I’m alive. Biked 43.4 miles yesterday in serious humidity and now I can’t move my legs. *ack*  But, thank God, I can blog!  I gotta’ get the new carbon fiber 2010 Trek Madone 5 series soon. Cycling is quite addictive though. ……must…..have…new……cycling toys….

Thank You to everyone for all the wonderful, clever, wicked good submissions to the Cherry Red Report Caption Contest, which was co-sponsored by my pervy friends over at BadTushy.

[By the way, check out B-Tushy’s latest unusually explicit update, which is unlike anything I’ve ever seen before — this kinky scene features VERY explicit sex, soap, short-shorts, strapping, and additional perversity. Everything but the kitchen sink apparently!]

——>Curious to know more about the B-Tushy people? Check out this interview with Scott from B-Tushy HERE and an exclusive chat with Primary Tushy Tanner and adult film superstar Kayla Quinn HERE.]

This blog received over 30 fantastic Cherry Red Caption Contest entries for the photo below, which sets a new record on The Cherry Red Report. Flippin’ sweet! Needless to say, it was NOT easy choosing one winner. . .

. . .nevertheless, congratulations to Jean Marie, who wins a 1-month pass to Bad Tushy:

Jean’s caption:

“I don’t care how many time you pull my pants down and spank me, that’s still the worst King Tut impression I’ve ever seen.”

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HONORABLE MENTIONS [Some of my other favorite entries] :

md2020
“Does red make my butt look big?”

cschrepp
“Please tell me you are NOT wearing SpongeBob panties again!”

Charlie
“I prefer my Karate chops to be parallel to your bottom rather than
perpendicular like this! Heee Yah!!!!”

Colin
“I’ve had it up to here with you,
now you’ve had it up to there with me!”

jeremy
“Sandy groaned as her buns didn’t meet the minimum height requirement for Carl’s Spank-O-Whirl.”

George
“MAYBE I SHOULDN’T HAVE CAST THAT SPELL I LEARNED FROM “BEWITCHED” AND FROZE HIM, BUT HE WAS SPANKING ME SO HARD I COULDN’T STAND IT ANYMORE.”

Dr. Ken
“You ‘Walk Like An Egyptian’ your way….I’ll ‘Walk Like An Egyptian’ MY way!”

Scully
“Alakazam the wizard was so powerful that with a few hand movements he could make his assistants naughtiness completely disapear.”

Ashley J
“Introducing the all new Handyman Home Appliance! He cooks, he cleans, he spanks. What more could a girl ask for?

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Talking Hot Sex, Sizzling Spanking and More with Kayla Quinn from BadTushy

As mentioned previously on this blog HERE, below is the exclusive interview with Kayla Quinn, who is the tushy-tanning, smack-down specialist “Ms. Law” on Bad Tushy and is also an adult film star and actor in mainstream TV shows and films.

Get the inside scoop on the art of butt blistering, West Coast style; getting freaky on film for a living; cooking meals from scratch; making it in Hollywood; beating cancer twice; serving in the US Air Force; and much more in the first-ever interview with this self-described “Martha Stewart of porn.”

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Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule to chat with The Cherry Red Report — it is an honor.

The honor is all mine. I am flattered that I was even contacted.

I understand you are working in not only the adult scene, but are scoring roles in mainstream TV shows and movies. Can you give us the inside scoop on that? When you become famous, don’t forget about us!

I will never, ever forget my roots, I thoroughly enjoy both realms of filming. Be it mainstream or adult, I am and always will be, a camera whore! 😉 I have been doing a lot of background and feature work on television and in movies [EDITORIAL NOTE: mainstream film/TV titles can not be specifically named in this blog due to screen actor’s union regulations].

I did not turn to mainstream work, it came to me. The person who casts background for [a major cable TV drama] and I share a mutual friend. The mutual friend was told they were in need of a “busty chick with tattoos,” so I was summoned. The rest is history.

As a famous adult film star who has appeared in scores of hardcore films, how did you end up working with the Tushy Network, especially their flagship spanking site Bad Tushy ?

Actually, when Bad Tushy was still in the conceptual stages, I shot/starred in the test footage. I think I go back a bit further than you realize! I spanked for Continue reading “Talking Hot Sex, Sizzling Spanking and More with Kayla Quinn from BadTushy”

Coming Friday to The Cherry Red: Exclusive Q&A with “Ms Law” from Bad Tushy


I’ve always wondered about the background of the beautiful, statuesque, hard-spanking female spanker on Bad Tushy, “Ms. Law,” who has cherried the sorry ass of many a squirming spankee.

Ms. Law is known in the wider adult movie world as porn film superstar Kayla Quinn.

After about a year of emails and research, of queries, investigative leads and phone calls, The Cherry Red Report is very pleased to announce we will be featuring an exclusive interview on Friday with Kayla Quinn: the always gracious and intriguing butt-blistering spanker, adult film star and budding mainstream film/TV star, and West Coast celebrity. This will be her first ever interview.

The multi-talented Ms. Quinn, who goes by the highly appropriate name of Ms. Law on Bad Tushy and other Tushy sites for her hard ass-tanning antics and tongue-lashing scolding skills, is a highly successful adult film star who has appeared in numerous mainstream TV and movie roles.

Very funny and brutally honest, the always candid Kayla Quinn, the self-proclaimed “The Martha Stewart of Porn” but with “a better rack and no federal convictions,” will give you the behind-the-scenes scoop on spanking; hardcore film; making it in Hollywood; serving in the US Military; beating cancer twice; cooking food from scratch; hiring me as her personal slave; and more.

Stay tuned.

Related Post: Talking Tushy with Scott from Bad Tushy

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Does Great Spank Art Belong in a Museum?

Original image used above is kind courtesy of Bad Tushy.

I offer an unequivocal “YES” to that hypothetical query. Vintage sepia-drenched photography. Enticing artwork. Classic cartoons. Though it would take a massive museum to house a spanking archive. Hm..even a traveling exhibit i.e. “Cherry Red: A History of Erotic Spanking” would be most welcome, don’t you think?

I’d love to curate that one. Any thoughts? Reader comments welcome and encouraged as always.

And it’s a blast to take a cool fetish photo, and alter its context. Manipulate its form. As Warhol did. As iconic poster artist Shepard Fairey does today.

[While I am no artist, I do love messing around with modern spanking images, for example making that B-Tushy image look perhaps late 60’s(?) vintage, as pictured on the left. It’s fun to play.]

[This is an intriguing topic that has blogged about before on these Cherry Red blog pages, in this post HERE, with lots more imagery — it’s a topic that always gets my spanko senses tingling.]

The image used in this post is a classic photo from Bad Tushy, perhaps 5 years old or so, and one I have a particular fondness for.

Indeed, if you look at the original, from the hair captured in mid flip to the cherry red & perfectly arched bottom, and pink panties ingloriously peeled to mid-thigh…

It’s classic tushy. It’s a classic spanko moment. Worthy of a museum.

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Check out the latest, freshest spank films now playing at CherryRedMovies.

Exclusive Interview: Talking Tushy with BadTushy

Is there really such a thing as Bad Tushy? I mean, isn’t it all good? Good Tushy? In essence, it’s all about the glorious pastime of bottom worship, in all its many fascinating forms and delightful variations.

I had these deep thoughts in mind when I interviewed Scott, who toils away behind-the-scenes for the 14-site adults-only Tushy Network. From marketing to production, Scott has his hand, so to speak, involved in all aspects of the tushy.

Most notably for spankos, the network includes the popular ass-tanning site Bad Tushy.

Other smutty sites include everything from a truly pervy, feverishly hot medical fetish site, Doctor Tushy, to an explicit ass licking site for all you assaholics out there.

But Bad Tushy was the genesis, it was the first site they created, and it’s a unique, always intriguing spanking site that’s been around for seven years — and continues to redden fresh ass on a weekly basis.

The site has recently featured such spanking scene luminaries as Chloe, Francesca Le and Kailee, in addition to a wide array of gorgeous tushies, asses and butts of every caliber, color and shape.

Scott, who is one of the top dogs at this West-Coast based adult company, was kind enough to answer our Cherry Red queries via email.

Thank you Scott for taking the time to chat with The Cherry Red Report. It is an honor and a pleasure.

Thank you. I have to admit this is my first interview and I’m a little nervous. But it’s a pleasure being featured on your site.

For starters, I’ve always wondered what do you tell you friends when they ask: what you do for a living?

This is an interesting thing, because I have to keep track of who I tell what. Most of my close friends know that I work in the “adult industry” but they do not know what websites I run. When they ask I just tell them nothing they would like.

If they press the question I would say the opposite of what they are interested in. My straight friends I tell them shemale videos, which normally keeps them from asking any more questions. My gay friends I tell them lesbian sites. And my lesbian friends I tell gay male videos.

I’ve learned the less people are interested in something, the less questions they ask. I’ve been in the industry for a long time and no one knows the websites I run. That will always remain a mystery to my friends. But if a stranger asks what I do for a living, I just say “Internet Marketing.” You get a lot less questions when your job sounds boring.

I was wondering if you have an official title at your job? and a corner office ?

No official job title, but I do have a very very nice office. Great view, great service and I work with some amazingly talented people in the industry.

Would you hire me as your personal model scout at your spanking site Bad Tushy?

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New Brats on the Block

So many bottoms. And so many brats. Yet so little time. Thusly, here is a sampling of some spanktastic news.

Briefly, in website news, if you are into bodacious, gorgeous black booty, check out the intriguing new Big Booty Spankings — it’s fantastic to see more diversity in the scene. [Related Posts: Black is Beautiful and Black Bottoms at BadTushy.]

And if you dig chicks in prison getting punished, and who doesn’t, perv on over to the completely redesigned Bars & Stripes for free video previews and fotos.

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In new brat news, the hard-spanking, tear-inducing Dallas of Dallas Spanks Hard fame is releasing a spanking video featuring the British beauty and supermodel Martina Warren, who has graced the cover of Penthouse as “Pet of The Year.”

According to Dallas, Ms. Warren gets her perky bottom blistered and of course slathered up with Dallas’ special vitamin-E oil. Perv on over to Dallas Spanks Hard for more preview pix.

That is Ms. Warren’s scorched tushy above, and lily-white behind directly below…..

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The always delightful Chloe makes her tushy tanning debut today on BadTushy, getting her righteous bottom paddled red hot at the hands of the stunning Francesca Le, of GoodSpanking fame. Below is a preview pic of the spanking goodness, featuring some incredibly cute panties which will inevitably get peeled southwards. . .

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In other spankastic news, how the good folks at PunishedBrats, and all sites for that matter, continue to find such lovely spankees and naughty miscreants remains something of a mystery to this blogger. OK now who wants some candy? Or rather, should I say eye-candy. . .

An exquisite pro-shot photograph of candy-coated new spankee Tina Tink. Never in history have M&M’s looked so alluring.

PunishedBrats welcomes to its team the charming beauty of pro model and hot spankee Tina Tink [also pictured directly below], and the girl-next-door cuteness of Amanda Rose. On a side note, I must say my current major weakness on this site is the breath-taking Erica Corvina.

TINA TINK: Tina receives some behavior modification therapy, brat-style.

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AMANDA ROSE: Can someone be too cute to spank?? Apparently not at PunishedBrats.

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Our European friends over at Girls Boarding School recently unveiled an incredibly spankable new model: Simone. You will want to click over to this FREE GALLERY of schoolgirl Simone. Enjoy.

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And lest we forget, Katie Angel, who is no stranger to spankings, recently made her skin-tight jeans-clad debut on Clare Fonda’s Spanked Sweeties and you can check Katie’s sample pix HERE. The Sweeties site is also accessible via Clare’s multi-site pass.

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Jolie brings her tight rear and skimpy red thong to Real Life Spankings. I’ve run out of superlatives….[Related Post: She’s No Angel: The Interview.]

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