CRR Bolsters Staff; Promotes Kari Sweets and Dakota

Dakota examines some WordPress code.We are pleased to announce some exciting staff news.

The Cherry Red Report has promoted Dakota South (pictured left), who will head up “WordPress Database Design & Development” responsibilities at the blog, and is no stranger to a cherry-reddened backside.

In addition, Kari Sweets (pictured below) will take on the new position of “Behavior Modification Researcher.”

[I also will be announcing a “Dept. of Daisy Dukes Research” position shortly to assist at The Daisy Dukes Report.]

Kari Sweets at the CRR headquarters.

“Dave clearly needs serious help with WordPress coding, as he has not a clue. Earth to Dave–anyone home?” said Dakota South in a statement to the blogosphere. “His SQL database is all mucked up and the PHP template is not xHTML compliant. Duh!”

[In addition, we are now looking to hire an “Assministrator” to assist with general office tasks. Inquire within. The Cherry Red Report is a certified EODE: Equal Opportunity Disciplinarian and Employer. Office attire is business casual, i.e. plaid and tartan skirts, skin tight jeans, daisy dukes, knee socks, etc.]

“I’m happy to be a part of this team, though I’ve spent far more time sleeping on my tummy than I had previously thought possible,” said Kari Sweets in a statement, while rubbing her perky backside and skimming “WordPress For Newbies.”

“I’ve learned a lot from Dave about…errm….well, his firm hand, naturally, and also things like, you know, diligence, responsibility and old-fashioned, firm but fair discipline. But I’m psyched to help this blog grow and expand. Even if I get spanked when I need it.”

Kari also adds a lot of color to the blog.

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