The unstoppable and highly spankable Kari Sweets: click here for the full gallery.
Every so often, for no apparent reason, I take a gorgeous image of a beautiful woman, and through the miracle of micro-chip computer wizardry, quickly add a dash of much needed cherry redness, a dose of toasted tushy to the posterior regions.
A splendid improvement on the original photo, in this blogger’s humble opinion. Here we have the stunning Kari Sweets, in one of her best all-time photos, simply sublime…who since has retired from modeling, which is something that has depressed me. So, you see, I thought a good, old-fashioned digitized red ass was in order. Don’t you?
….In other cherry red news: the always intriguing Zille DeFeu wrote an intriguing blog post asking what fans of spanking erotica really want/desire/crave in their spanko erotica–click here to submit your thoughts on this red-assed matter. On a side note, you can watch Zille in action in a delicious new release from Shadow Lane, also starring the delectable Clare Fonda, entitled “Trophy Wife Revenge Match.”
In the editorial pipeline, do stay tuned for a forthcoming supah’ exclusive interview with a beautiful, wonderfully intriguing model from the RealSpankings website. I’m also working on a Q&A with the long-time camerman and chief photographer for Chelsea Pfeiffer’s ass-sizzling GoodSpanking website, among other fascinating forthcoming features.
The Cherry Red Report has promoted Dakota South (pictured left), who will head up “WordPress Database Design & Development” responsibilities at the blog, and is no stranger to a cherry-reddened backside.
In addition, Kari Sweets (pictured below) will take on the new position of “Behavior Modification Researcher.”
[I also will be announcing a “Dept. of Daisy Dukes Research” position shortly to assist at The Daisy Dukes Report.]
“Dave clearly needs serious help with WordPress coding, as he has not a clue. Earth to Dave–anyone home?” said Dakota South in a statement to the blogosphere. “His SQL database is all mucked up and the PHP template is not xHTML compliant. Duh!”
[In addition, we are now looking to hire an “Assministrator” to assist with general office tasks. Inquire within. The Cherry Red Report is a certified EODE: Equal Opportunity Disciplinarian and Employer. Office attire is business casual, i.e. plaid and tartan skirts, skin tight jeans, daisy dukes, knee socks, etc.]
“I’m happy to be a part of this team, though I’ve spent far more time sleeping on my tummy than I had previously thought possible,” said Kari Sweets in a statement, while rubbing her perky backside and skimming “WordPress For Newbies.”
“I’ve learned a lot from Dave about…errm….well, his firm hand, naturally, and also things like, you know, diligence, responsibility and old-fashioned, firm but fair discipline. But I’m psyched to help this blog grow and expand. Even if I get spanked when I need it.”
“Wait till you see my collection of daisy dukes…”