We are honored and delighted to feature a a special celebrity guest columnist this week: the unstoppable adult film and fetish star, and also mainstream movie/TV actor, Kayla Quinn.
You may know her perhaps as the seasoned spanko “Ms. Law” on the spanking site Bad Tushy, and Kayla was interviewed recently on this blog HERE. A fascinating person indeed: she’s served in the Air Force; conquered cancer twice; cooks from scratch; loves beating butts; and lots more coolness.
Ms. Quinn reveals the Top 10 celebrities she’d love to spank some sense into–and why. [Editorial Note: No Britney??!] As a celeb herself, Kayla is no stranger to the crazy Hollywood culture…..and knows her way around a paddle and a flaming fanny.
Not shy about holding back her opinions on celeb pop culture, and one of the toughest no-nonsense butt-burners I have ever seen, Kayla is delightfully candid when dishing on celebs, has a funky, fun sense of humor — and sends me cool text messages.
READERS FEEDBACK SECTION What celebs would you want to spank, or see spanked??? I’m curious to hear your feedback on Kayla’s Top-10 list. Comments are welcome and encouraged as always! And THANK YOU to Kayla for taking the time out of your busy schedule to write this Top-10 list for the Cherry Red Report.
Top 10 Celebs I’d Love to Spank…and Why
By Kayla Quinn
10. Seth MacFarlane – The brilliant mind that gave us Family Guy just needs a swatting for giving a spin-off to a tertiary character…haven’t heard? Yes, The Clevelands starts this Fall.
9. Madonna – Where to begin? You’re not British, drop the accent; you’re not Kate Moss, so eat a sandwich; you’re name isn’t Esther, enough with the Kabala strings you’ve got trend-followers wearing. You annoy me. I liked you better when you were the pudgy, Jersey-looking trollop in the ‘80’s.
8. Manny Ramirez – I’m sorry, I love the Dodgers, but…using steroids is bad enough, using girlie steroids, however…Manny just needs to be thrown OTK, wearing stockings and lip gloss and be beaten like the girlie man he is! Was he trying to grow a man-gina?
7. William Petersen – I have always had a thing for this actor, his character (Grissom) on CSI even shares my birthday, Aug. 18…but, that aside, he left CSI and stuck us with Laurence Fishburne. Jump the shark, lately, CSI?
6. Gordon Ramsay – I would lick the sweat from his bollocks. My palm just itches to spank his round double-bubble. Though I know he would correct me on my technique, tell me of a better way to swat, I am fairly certain, “You daft, fat cow!” would be uttered at some point by the former-rugby-player-turned-chef.
5. Nathan Fillion – Purely sexual reasons on my part. 😉
4. Angelina Jolie – You’re beautiful, talented, wealthy, odd enough to be intriguing but not so odd to be ostracized, yet you just HAD to make a play for Brad Pitt while he was still married?! *sigh*
3. Jennifer Aniston – God forbid I start another “I want what she has now”spat between Anniston and Jolie!
2. Mehcad Brooks – “Eggs” from HBO’s True Blood has GOT to have one of the nicest asses on television! I need to leave ‘my mark’ on it! Time to tear it up, guys and gals, time to tear it up.
1. Paris Hilton – Her parents, obviously, never did. Nothing would be more gratifying then throwing her pampered, snotty princess over my knee, ripping her lace panties down and pummeling her skinny ass until it purples beneath my hand!
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